Arlene's Grocery is a longstanding Manhattan music venue that hosts a variety of rock and punk acts from around the country. It's also the employer of a "Hawaiian Asian monster," according to this tipster-supplied voicemail from an extremely shitfaced patron with a very important husband.
A tipster forwarded us this voicemail with the note: "This has been going around quite a few agencies. Basically, this woman from Ohio leaves a voicemail for a crazy pitch for Chewy Granola bars. Listen to the voicemail when you have a sec!" We couldn't put it better ourselves. Qua qua qua Quaker Chewies/Are are are…
News Corp paper News of the World already admitted to illegally hacking the cell phones of 24 celebrities. But that's not all they did! The paper also hacked the phone of murdered teenager Milly Dowler after she'd gone missing—even deleting messages in order to make more room.
Nicole lives in Manhattan. She met Stu at Soho House, a members-only meatpacking district club catering to overgrown frat boys, strivers, and i-bankers. Stu seemed "normal, funny, and nice." So she gave him her phone number. Hilarious horror ensued.
Click to viewIt's full of crazy fans, horrible opportunists, and her slimy father, which is a combination of both. Yes, a glimpse into Lindsay's voicemail inbox may just be the Rosetta Stone to decipher why she is such a horrible mess.
The outgoing voicemail message at the home of author, Vanity Fair columnist and torture victim Christopher Hitchens actually rhymes. How adorable! [Jossip]
Voicemail is totally dead. It takes too much listening. Is this just some fancy notion, or the truth? Either way, it's a New York Times trend story, blammo!
News that will play merry havoc with the minds of those wondering why he/she never called back, even though it seemed like such a great date: More than 30 percent of voicemail messages go unlistened to for three or more days, reports the company that runs the system for Verizon and other wireless carriers, with more…
As is our custom on Friday afternoons, we gave a quick call over to Steve Schwarzman to check in and see how he was holding up, especially after this bit of news a couple of weeks ago, which had us as alarmed out as anyone. Alas, we didn't get an answer over at 740 Park, so we thought we'd try him down at the Palm…
The answering machine at the Water Mill home of billionaire Steve Schwarzman and his wife Christine.
Yesterday it was revealed that the Post had decided to part ways with longtime gossip Liz Smith. Her last column will appear in the paper tomorrow. But before she heads out the door, you can have a listen to the voicemail that greeted callers when the 86-year-old was running around town hunting down juicy bits of…
The voicemail message at the home of Catherine Malandrino and her husband/business partner Bernard Aidan. Previous fashion-related voicemails: Lynn Yaeger, Gilles Bensimon, Lucy Sykes, Charlotte Ronson, Hamish Bowles, Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler.
The voicemail message on socialite Bettina Zilkha's cell phone. Related: Plum Sykes, Shoshanna Gruss, Lucy Sykes and Euan Rellie, Dylan Lauren, Tinsley Mortimer. Have someone you'd like us to call? Feel free to email us and let us know.
In honor of Fashion Week, here's the answering machine message at Lynn Yaeger's apartment. (It's no surprise she isn't at home; she's covering the shows for New York this year.) Be sure to listen through to the end to hear the musical chimes of her delightfully old-school machine. Previous fashion-related voicemails: …
The voicemail message on "Real Housewife" Alex McCord's cell phone.
The answering machine at the home of "Countess" LuAnn de Lesseps of Real Houswives fame.
The voicemail message at Gilles Bensimon's apartment.
The voicemail message at Diane Sawyer's ABC News office.
The voicemail message at Mort Zuckerman's East Hampton home.
We didn't have much success last week getting one of our operatives past Bernie Madoff's doorman, and we really didn't have any interest in trekking to Greenwich to pay a visit to our second favorite villain in the saga, Walter Noel. But could we at least get Walter or his wife Monica on the phone? Ask and ye shall…
