Praise be the gods, our long national nightmare of peace and quiet is over. After firing Gilbert Gottfried from his job voicing Aflac's screaming spokes-duck, the insurance company has completed its national search for a less offensive replacement. The winner is a sales manager from Hugo, Minnesota (population:…

The last few days will likely go down in history as the week that Ted Williams ubiquitously reigned over America's pop culture throne. Williams' first post-discovery job—an ad for Kraft Mac & Cheese—just hit the web. Watch inside.

Yes, we saw cats playing patty cake. Wouldn't you like to know what they were saying? Here's two guys' rendition of that conversation.