The conservatards fucked up the country so badly that old racists in the south were voting for Obama. Dudes, this is not our "fault," assholes. It's yours. If you didn't vote the biggest fucktard into office in 2004 and steal the fucking election in 2000 and run the goddam country into the fucking ground for eight years, the Dems would still be the loser party. But nooooooooooo........
Even though you refuse to take credit, we thank you anyway.
This guy blames Obama's victory on Women. Not his wife, of course, because he's all man and knows how to keep the little lady happy.
This woman is ashamed that the future President of the United States doesn't even know what a derivitive is! But fear not. The Chinese will be here soon and heads will roll.
1) Does her mom know she got into her makeup bag again?
2) I get the giggles thinking about this twat sitting in front of Fox News slathering on another layer of war paint every time another state is called for Obama.
3) I love that she can't stop playing with her hair and staring at herself onscreen. Get back to me when you're old enough to vote, sweetie.
@nonesuchandsuch: When you watch her other videos you see whole other layers of crazy. Did you know she's only been sued twice? And for stuff that wasn't that bad!
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45
WASHINGTON-After emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome
i'd like to say novak and his ilk can go fuck themselves, but i am trying to learn from president-elect obama and his example
novak and his ilk can learn to be better, to help this country and not hurt it, and to build things up instead of tearing things down; and if not, they can go fuck themseleves
On that note, Fox News' coverage was despicable last night once it became clear that Obama won, while all the other stations were showing the adulation, Fox had wingnuts undermining Obama and talking about divisiveness.
@Truculent: It didn't surprise me. But poo on them for shitting the one moment in my life that I felt the most patriotic.
MSNBC was no better. Rachel Maddow gave an eloquent commentary on what the proabable passing of Prop 8 means to the gays and everyone just ignored her. But my lady crush was looking totally hot last night.
@contradicto: Wednesday morning, Joe Doucheborough on MSNBC was whining that he was offended that people were saying that people were more excited about Obama's election than any in a long time because his Evangelical Christian fans were just as psyched in 2004 about Bush's reelection. He went on and on, repeating that he was offended.
I am happy to have played a small part in offending him.
I decided to watch the unveiling of the new President elect by viewing it with my friends over at BET. I knew that BET's commentary would be touching and insightful. And it was.
But, after Obama's speech, the lead anchor asked one of the correspondents how they felt after hearing Obama's speech. Now note, this is the FIRST comment made after Obama's historical speech as President Elect...
"Well, I don't want to throw cold water on everyone, but, I just don't see how Obama is going to be a fulfilling father figure to his two children while he's out saving the world."
The rest of the panel was speechless and the next comment went kinda like that "well, to throw some HOT water on this, THAT...WAS...AWESOME!!!!"
Awwwwwwwwww, it's going to really disappointing for these guys when Obama runs his presidency as well as his campaign, is wildly popular, and wins a second term. Is oo-wums vewy vewy sad, Mistah Conservative?
@katastic: They're just mad because it has become increasingly clear in the last few months that they have no new ideas and everybody figured it out finally. Hubris, thy name is Republicanism. Let's see how long it takes for them to puzzle this out... but they better not take too long, or Obama is going to get there ahead of them.
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Even though you refuse to take credit, we thank you anyway.
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This guy blames Obama's victory on Women. Not his wife, of course, because he's all man and knows how to keep the little lady happy.
This woman is ashamed that the future President of the United States doesn't even know what a derivitive is! But fear not. The Chinese will be here soon and heads will roll.
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Dramaatic Pauses.
Really add.
Gravitas.
To her aimless.
Ill-informed rant.
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1) Does her mom know she got into her makeup bag again?
2) I get the giggles thinking about this twat sitting in front of Fox News slathering on another layer of war paint every time another state is called for Obama.
3) I love that she can't stop playing with her hair and staring at herself onscreen. Get back to me when you're old enough to vote, sweetie.
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Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress
November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45
WASHINGTON-After emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome
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novak and his ilk can learn to be better, to help this country and not hurt it, and to build things up instead of tearing things down; and if not, they can go fuck themseleves
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MSNBC was no better. Rachel Maddow gave an eloquent commentary on what the proabable passing of Prop 8 means to the gays and everyone just ignored her. But my lady crush was looking totally hot last night.
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I am happy to have played a small part in offending him.
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Stay classy, disenfranchiser of brain cancer victims.
Signed,
Ted Kennedy
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But, after Obama's speech, the lead anchor asked one of the correspondents how they felt after hearing Obama's speech. Now note, this is the FIRST comment made after Obama's historical speech as President Elect...
"Well, I don't want to throw cold water on everyone, but, I just don't see how Obama is going to be a fulfilling father figure to his two children while he's out saving the world."
The rest of the panel was speechless and the next comment went kinda like that "well, to throw some HOT water on this, THAT...WAS...AWESOME!!!!"
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