Last week we pointed out the nerdy real-life superheroes that roam the streets. On Friday, Wife Swap introduced us to a whole new kind of superhero—a wacky Mom and Dad that call themselves "The Relationship Superheroes." Freaks inside!

Newsweek, which traditionally (dentist's office joke), has for the first time ever correctly identified an overarching trend in American society and formulated a reasonable response, unaccompanied by any special "The Historical Jesus" stories!