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Wildfire Arsonist Wants to Be an Internet Fameball
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11/19/08
Enough with the alkies and tweakers, let's think outside the box. (Then set the box on fire.)
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We didn't start the fire, it was always burning.
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Nah. Way too fucking easy.
11/19/08
my mother-in-law is driving me batty! She's never had a daughter, and I think she misses female companionship she has three sons). As a result, she's calling me every single day, wanting to "girl-talk"! I want to have a good relationship with her, but I need some space! How do I set some boundaries without pushing her away?
Sincerely,
Harried Daughter-in-Law.
Dear HDiL,
Does your mother-in-law have any social outlets in which she could find female companionship? Perhaps you (or your husband) could encourage her to join a bowling league or a bridge club, where she could find gals her own age to gab with!
Failing that, set her on fire.
All the best,
Wade Kirkwood
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And one day maybe it will blaze up on its own..."
~~Grammar by Tony Hoagland
I think the trick is knowing what to burn--like setting a match to a handwritten note begging for infamy for something one should be ashamed of, rather than, say, 65 square miles of populated forestry.
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and, and, and you could set up a firewall so you can keep out flamers lulz!!
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