Whatever happened to those shirts you could buy from CNN that had pointless headlines on them? That was my whole gift list right there, but they are not available!
If I saw anyone in WSJ branded clothes I would assume that they worked for the paper (I can't even begin to tell you how much newspaper branded swag I have at home. My teddy bear growing up wore a t-shirt from the paper my dad was working at in the 80s). Why would anyone want to wear it for any other reason?
If they had an auction where the winner gets to punch the WSJ editorial board in the face - particularly the one that said The Poors were "lucky duckies" since their tax bite was so low - I'm sure they'd be in the black in no time!
Stay turned for my piece on Sandcank Tigers, where I detail the women who try to get men who wear sandals with cankles to attempt to get to second base with them only to have them get rejected and cry like the vulnerable, cankle-having, sandal-wearing sissies they are.
I don't understand where that term came from. Is it supposed to be "heavage" like a manly heaving chest? Or is it really supposed to be "he-vage" as in he's a he? Because the latter seems more childish and sorority-girl, and would appear to better fit this topic.
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Seriously, doesn't that just scream, "I don't care about you enough to even leave the website I'm already on"?
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BURY ME.
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