To say Mitik has had a difficult childhood would be an understatement.

On the one hand, we shouldn't really give One Million Moms any more attention: they're trolls, not a legitimate political advocacy group, and if we ignore them, maybe they'll go away.

Watch a walrus do crunches, leg flexes, arm stretches, and really get a superb all-round body workout. After watching this you have no excuse but to.. find a walrus of your own to train.

Shit, I know this one. Paul! No, wait... Bhudda! [NYT]