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    Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    08/26/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy
    Lily Allen dropped out of ACL Fest, and her manager refused to comment on why. Maybe she doesn't realize how many drunk, slutty hipster guys will be in attendance.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    08/26/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy
    Did anyone else read that headline as Anna Wintour Wants Her Piracy? I figured that Somali Pirate fashion was going to be big this season.
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    Image of rockandhardPL rockandhardPL
    05/19/09

    In reply to Another Shoe Drops on Madoff's Bagman
    They are artfully posed to look like a giant WASP turd.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/19/09

    @rockandhardPL: actually, they're in a pyramid scheme.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    05/19/09

    In reply to Another Shoe Drops on Madoff's Bagman
    If anyone's been defrauded here, it's Fairfield Capital's clients, who should be suing this asshole for all he's worth for channeling their money into a ponzi scheme. But please explain the logic of why he should disgorge whatever money he's been able to rescue for his clients, and turn it over to Madoff's other victims, who are just as guilty for their own losses as he is?
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    05/19/09

    @Astigmatism: Agreed.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    05/19/09

    In reply to Another Shoe Drops on Madoff's Bagman
    Front row, blue tank top:


    This is what happens when Prince Charles uses his right of prima noctum.

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    Image of oudemia oudemia
    05/19/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Ablative of time when -- prima nocte.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @oudemia: Boys give no hammer to girls who correct grammar. Or aintcha heard?
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    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Pshaw. Classicists pull serious tail. Do you know the Latin for tail?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @oudemia: I have a feeling you're about to tell me!
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/19/09

    @resipsaloquacious:


    I think the old French was "droit de cuissage".

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    05/19/09

    In reply to Another Shoe Drops on Madoff's Bagman
    God, enough with the horse/ long face jokes, people. Am I the only one who dreams of lying on a bed Hermes scarves in the Temple of Dendur while twelve champagne-glass-sized tits rub against my body and Walter dressed as Pagliacci chats with a peacock by the door?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @son of spam: SOS, I never knew you to be such an aesthete. But the ladies cannot afford Hermes anymore. It's going to be Echo scarves from Lord & Taylor and Walter's wearing a dirty white suit a la Pepe le Moko and talking to a turtle with a cigar in his mouth.
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    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Is the turtle gay or Walter? I'm confused. Where's my dream book?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @son of spam: Either way. And I'm your dream Book.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish:


    Lovely, vivid dreams.

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    Image of dado dado
    05/19/09

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    The annoying part is that these arrivistes have had months to hide their ill-booten gotty. They'll still never want for anything material.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    05/19/09

    In reply to Another Shoe Drops on Madoff's Bagman
    I bid $100 for all 5 of his daughters.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I was gonna say, that stable of mares won't earn back much capital. Maybe put 'em out to graze for a few weeks, get some meat on their bones. Sad when mom's the hottie of the bunch.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish:


    I'd take the front row, far left for a trot. If you know what I mean....


    And by "trot", I mean I would have sex with her.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/19/09

    @resipsaloquacious: The brunette? She is the pick of the litter, but I'm thinking if you tired anything too "exotic" she'd throw you like a mustang.


    (And thank you for the clarification of the term "trot." I know you prefer to walk leisurely when you can, not run.)

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    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish: *tried. But you all got that.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Far right is your best investment. She's been opened up on the back stretch a few times.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    05/19/09

    @CaptainFantastic: My money's on far left. That's an outfit that screams "assembled frantically the morning after."
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    05/19/09

    In reply to Another Shoe Drops on Madoff's Bagman
    Hey ladies, why the long face? Something bothering you?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/19/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: Hey! That was my clever line from the first Noel post!
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