Guess what Graydon Carter's December Vanity Fair editor's letter is about! George Bush, Tony Blair, war criminals, waterboarding, torture, the American moral compass, AND YOU ARE ALL GUILTY OF ALLOWING GEORGE BUSH TO MUTILATE PEOPLE. YOU SHOULD FEEL THE SHAME. So maybe irony did die on 9/11—and never did rise from the…

Empire State Building To Go Muslim-Green During Wartime!

Choire

10/11/07 4:55pm

On Friday night, the Empire State Building will be lit up all green to mark the end of Ramadan. This is outrageous! Aren't we at war with Muslimia or something?

Perez Hilton To Be Deposed In Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Trial Of Century!

Choire

10/11/07 2:35pm

Back in July, DJ Samantha Ronson filed a defamation suit against folks who said she'd placed coke in Lindsay Lohan's car. (For those just tuning in, Lindsay Lohan is a rising young starlet and a staple of wholesome Disney films.) Blogger Perez ("Mario Lavandeira") Hilton's posting said that Ronson "planted drugs that…

'Meerkat Manor' Fans Devastated By Loss of Flowers

Maggie

10/10/07 3:23pm

"meerkat manor" "funerals"

Howard Kurtz: The T.V. Said Iraq War Is A Debacle!

Choire

10/08/07 10:30am

In a weird adapted excerpt from his book on T.V. news that apparently comes out tomorrow, Washington Post nosepicker-columnist and CNN blatherer Howie Kurtz lets us know that the liberal T.V. painted the Iraq war as a bloody place where people get blown up and bad things happen! That is so crazy! How could they?! (Is…

Dog Climbs Tree

abalk

9/13/07 10:50am

We're not the only ones who thought this week was a little slow for news: "Good Morning America" had a feature about an adorable mutt who is literally "up a tree!" Bonus Sam Champion doggie impression included.

A Good Houseguest Brings "Stuff" For The Weekend

Rod Townsend

8/16/07 6:10pm

Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. Wanna hear something shocking? Summer's almost over already. OMG, and so are those hideous pants you're wearing!

Is 'The New Republic' Lying About More Than Pagecount?

abalk

7/24/07 5:45pm

Does the New Republic have another fabulist on staff? Editors at The Weekly Standard—who, as full-time administration supporters, know from b.s. military dispatches—claim that the magazine's 'Baghdad Diarist' (allegedly an American soldier in Iraq) is a fraud. TNR editor Franklin Foer has launched an investigation—how…

Luxury Submarines: The Number One Reason To Be Rich

Choire

7/17/07 2:00pm

You know how you're all lazy and you're like, "Oh, what do I care if there are more millionaires than ever, I'm fine renting an apartment and being happy and not letting business run my life?" And then you realize that there is a booming luxury submarine market and, well, screw happiness. I want a damn submarine. A…

ThemTube: MSNBC Will Kill Us All

Choire

3/26/07 5:13pm

While the rest of us are drinking and snoozing, the television is trying to transmit important information into our homes. Today, our special correspondent for T.V. punditry catches us up on the week in chat shows. Because we totally wouldn't watch that shit if you paid us. Get your tinfoil hats on!