• Guess who's back on the sauce? Mel Gibson, that's who. There's no way he could get through the high holidays sober. [Scoop]
• Contrary to reports, Madonna did not adopt a baby boy in Malawi, nor does she ever feel the need to stoop to that Jolie bitch's level. [People]
• Cobble Hill! Park Slope! Grups! Coffeehouse…
The LA Weekly's Nikki Finke offers "props" (her word, not ours) to newly anointed Schwarzenegger arch-nemesis Warren Beatty, but not without splashing the "geriatric" and "jowly"actor with a cupful or two of her signature haterade, just for good measure:
It was California politics per usual this past Saturday, in all its sobering, dignified glory, as Warren Beatty, with steadfast she-unit Annette Bening at his side, tried to crash a Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger political rally at a San Diego airport hangar:
