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    Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says

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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    10/24/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    The Washington Times: A cultish batshit insane right wing "news" outlet continually quoted by the media as a legitimate new source.

    Just like Fox News.
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    Edited by Mediahohoho at 10/24/09 10:05 PM Mediahohoho was starred Mediahohoho was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    That picture just screams "Mazel tov!" Tiger sharks for everybody!
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    Wait, this still happens?
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    I read this book:Bad Moon Rising: How Reverend Moon Created the Washington Times, Seduced the Religious Right, and Built an American Kingdom

    It is insane.The shit is so out of this world that I had to research what the author was saying-as best I could- because it was THAT ridiculous.Let me just say that US politicians sank a new low in my eyes after this.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    I've been in many religious cults. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    [H]e is skilled in martial arts

    Well, duh.
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    Image of BeeGee BeeGee
    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    Gun Manufacturer.... Yes. Clearly he's very influenced by his Buddhist studies.

    Does this mean if you stop eating sushi, the Washington Times might improve?
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    10/14/09

    @BeeGee:
    Moon himself actually studied Confucianism before converting to Christianity.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    That's a helluva wedding night. It's like "Eyes Wide Shut" interspersed with weird self-affirming shouts.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    10/14/09

    In reply to Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
    Nothing says cult like dynastic tendencies.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    07/15/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert's Attempt to Locate Mark Sanford—in Colbert Nation
    Give a Colbert power madness for 40 seconds, he writes an hilarious email. Give a Colbert actual power for a few years, and who know what drollery might ensue? Declare yourself into more positions of power, please, Stephen!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/14/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert's Attempt to Locate Mark Sanford—in Colbert Nation
    Honestly, all this Argentine Mistress and Appalachian Trail wank is just ha-ha fun. But I don't care that he was off cheating.



    What the huge deal is that he r-u-n-n-o-f-t while still Governor, didn't transfer power over to Lt. Gov and was incommunicado for days. He abandoned his elected duty PERIOD. That alone should get him out of office. It's not a morality or a hypocrisy thing. It's total dereliction of duty. In fact, this is the definition of such.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    07/14/09

    @The Real JR: This is usually how these things go. It is rarely the act that's the problem, it's the cover-up afterwards (Clinton) or the sheer hypocrisy (Spitzer) that does and should piss off people. I don't care that some politicians aren't faithful, but I do care that such morons are our leaders. These things keep happening and all you can think about these people with really fucking crappy judgment is, THESE are the people in charge?



    You hope that the market corrects itself and that someone like Sanders - that would just up and abandon his duties for some pussy in South America - just won't get elected again, that's how it should work. But this is America, and he probably will get elected again, and if not, he'll do a reality show or something. There is no accountability anymore.
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    07/14/09

    @freedc: Sanders, Sanford, whatevs
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    07/14/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert's Attempt to Locate Mark Sanford—in Colbert Nation
    I've been a fan of Stephen Colbert's since his Strangers With Candy days, but I had no idea of the fearful symmetry of his genius until I read this. I find myself both awestruck and terrified. And I kind of have to pee.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/14/09

    @lawyergay: The man is brilliant- I trust you saw the Christmas special?
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    Image of freedc freedc
    07/14/09

    @lawyergay: So brilliant. Didn't he say last night that he has applied for VA benefits now that he's back from doing his show in Iraq? It's so great that he can bring attention to important things like the care of our vets while simultaneously mocking the establishment.
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    07/14/09

    @lawyergay: He even added typos, presumably to make it seem more legit. Incredible! It's not all that surprising to me that Repubs haven't figured out he's making fun of them.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/14/09

    @scroll_lock: Have you heard his song "Nutmeg"?



    If not, do so immediately as it is hilarious.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/18/09

    In reply to Bush Slams Obama in Horrendously Edited Washington Times Exclusive
    "you can spend your money better than the government can spend your money...unless, of course, it's to subsidize captain cheney and kid dubya's dashing adventures fucking shit up in the middle east! woo-ha!"


    fuck you and the horse you rode in on, george.

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    Image of buckshot buckshot
    06/18/09

    In reply to Bush Slams Obama in Horrendously Edited Washington Times Exclusive
    Any quips from Dubya's corner about Obama gives me this image of a turd criticizing the aesthetics of a rainbow.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/18/09

    @buckshot: i was going to try to articulate a similar quip, but you, sirrah, hit the nail on the head.


    its little 40-gallon hat wearing turd head.

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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/18/09

    In reply to Bush Slams Obama in Horrendously Edited Washington Times Exclusive
    Please stop treating The Washington Times as if it were a legitimate news outlet of any significance.
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    Image of alorsenfants alorsenfants
    06/18/09

    @Mediahohoho:


    Exactly.


    "a story so big and important that the Times didn't bother to insert quotation marks before posting it to their website."


    And when you wrote that -- I'm just getting to coffee this morning -- I read 'New York Times'.


    I mean if you want to refer to the London Times as 'the Times', I'm okay. But this litterbox liner? REALLY.

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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/18/09

    @alorsenfants: One of the saddest spectacles of our lifetimes--and a symptom of the right/left equivalency that has rendered the political dialogue to spectacular heights of inanity--is the legitimizing of this newspaper, which is owned by a cult leader and convicted tax cheat who believes he is the modern day reincarnation of Jesus Christ and who marries total strangers in mass ceremonies 20,000 couples at a time. Every pronouncement about and by this "news" outlet should be preceded by the disclaimer, "According to people who work for the mass marrying Korean reincarnation of Jesus Christ,..." To exclude that information is to legitimize and organization that employs slave labor; that absolutely cannot and must not be separated from their editorial blather, which is every bit insane as its unhinged, but close friend of the Bush family's owner, the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, aka, Korean Baby Jesus.
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