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    Image of lustylady lustylady
    11/26/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Congratulations, Jessica! I was so happy to see this news and am rearranging a trip so I can be there. Seriously, for all the haters, Jessica is one of the nicest people I've ever met.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    I'm 87% sure I saw them together in Nolita a few months ago. I thought, what the fuck?
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    He's 28 and formerly an associate at Milbank, Tweed, Hadley & McCloy in New York.


    /fixed

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    Image of zsazsa6 zsazsa6
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Dang, the whiff of hateration ( and yes, that is not a real word but I find it is appropriate for this situation) in the comment section seems to be really strong today. They are in love (deep like?) and they are getting married. Who would have thought that the announcement of 2 people ( albeit one of them with a very scandalous past) getting married would cause an onslaught of sloppy vagina, herpes insult and assorted other negatives to be posted? Are people just in a bad mood?
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    Image of The One The One
    11/25/08

    @zsazsa6: Why are people dumping on her? Maybe it has to do with shit like this - [gawker.com]


    Not only was she whoring around with a married man, but she was going through his wife's personal belongings and mocking them/her.


    I hope her new hubby cheats on her. A lot.

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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    11/25/08

    @zsazsa6: It's cause the sun goes down at 4: 30. And for some of us that's the only thing going down today, if you catch my drift. And leftover Palin ire displaced on to the next brunette object.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    11/26/08

    @jrhys: Um, no. It's because she's yet another tiring attention ho that's now worried about her father's blessing. The personas of these people wear me out.


    the"leftover Palin ire' comment is rather bizarre.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Between these two lovebirds and Speidi, my faith in the institution of marriage has tripled. *hopeful sigh, swoon*
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    He's 28 and an associate at Milbank, Tweed, Hadley & McCloy


    And after today, will never make partner. Hello 1-800-LAWYERS!

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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Ya know the hilarious thing? We tut, we tsk, but in fact the takeaway message is, "Yes, ladies, you really can have sex with famous people for money and then find that certain special someone to sweep you off your feet."


    As in, whatever the fuck we "normal" people have been doing, clearly we've been doing it wrong.

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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    11/26/08

    @Multiphasic: Well, we were well-prepared. The "hooker with a heart of gold who ends up marrying well" theme has been promoted by Hollywood for ages.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    "How we met is sort of a blur. I was so wasted.".


    Seriously, and the fucking gays can't get married?

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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Another respectable hetero couple, showing us all what marriage is about.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @forwardmotion: Sad, ain't it?
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: It's kinda creepy. Sometimes infamous couples like this tug at my retinas to the point where I think, "Time to give up the internets".
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @forwardmotion: Good-bye to all of that. I feel ya.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Ah, the 'ol know each other less than a year engagement. Everytime I hear of these, I think about my psycho ex-roommate, who I didn't realize was a total sociopath (and on the contrary, thought she was amazing) until the SECOND year we lived together...
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    11/25/08

    @JinxyMcDeath: Which, if he's at Milbank, they may have spent all of 17 hours together.
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    Image of Senor_Wences Senor_Wences
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    All right, now that I see the update with her email reply, I want to marry her.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Those Southern boys just love them some dirty, dirty girls.
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    Image of Ron_Obvious Ron_Obvious
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: Why, yes. Yes we do. It has something to do with the Southern Baptist Church. I don't even want to know what that might be.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @Ron_Obvious: I married a Southern boy, he loves me despite the fact that I am only lightly soiled.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/25/08

    @Ron_Obvious: @BookishLookish: Southern boys know that everything tastes good with barbecue sauce.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @BadUncle: Dirty girls, dirty rice, dirty rub barbecue, it's all in a day's work for the boys of Dixie.
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    Image of The One The One
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: Yum! Southern boys are the best!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @The One: They're so cute they oughta be illegal.
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    Image of The One The One
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: And some of the things they can do should be illegal, too!
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    Image of nyheartsme.com nyheartsme.com
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    Does he have a brother? I hear Ashley Dupre is looking for a husband.
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    Image of The One The One
    11/25/08

    @NY_hearts_ME: One who isn't already someone else's?
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    Image of Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    I hope they're registered at Home Depot. Charlie's going to have to strap a board to ass so he doesn't fall in.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @User-Generated Screen Name: She is really proud of her story of how she lost a tampon up in there, and forgot about it for days and days, so your supposition here is not unfounded.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: The hazmat crew drove right out with it.
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish:


    GET. OUT!

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @GirlyWhirl: I do not lie, sis. It was at a reading a few years ago, I think at Lolita on Broome Street.


    Can you imagine? She must be as wide as a barn.

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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: Isn't said story actually Moe's? Or is every moderately interfamous woman in my generation now inexplicably smug about having wayward cotton in the cooter?


    Either way, I find such tales quite absorbing.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @Multiphasic: Ha--absorbing. That's rich.


    Is it a sad way of getting attention? I mean, how could you not know that something is still in there? It's so...snug in there to begin with. Everything you put up there feels like a foreign object.


    Well, maybe not everything...

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    Image of Rufus-T-Firecrotch Rufus-T-Firecrotch
    11/25/08

    @User-Generated Screen Name: When she gets into the bathtub, the water level drops.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @Rufus-T-Firecrotch: She's Eureka in reverse?
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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: Yeah, she yells "Eureka!" and then her partner yells, "No, you reeka."
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @Multiphasic: lulz
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    11/25/08

    @BookishLookish: Did she really? Sigh. That's just way the fuck too much information to share with a bunch of strangers.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/08

    @OrneryBabe: I know this. Somebody didn't get enough attention from Daddy...
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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    11/25/08

    In reply to Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged
    You know how he got her? He was the only guy she's fucked in the past four years who hasn't found it hilarious to, as she's falling asleep, wander around in chinos and a wifebeater yelling, "Stella!"
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