I hope "the city" changes him and Bristol decides she wants him back, now that he's seen the world. Sarah will be completely against it, but will play along for the kids and the cameras, while slyly instigating scenarios that she hopes will ultimately break the couple up. Todd will not know anything about any of this. On the NEXT "Dynasty."
Levi, man, you are over 18 and single. Thanksgiving invitations can be hard to come by in these circumstances. Reconsider! Do not reenact the Thanksgiving I had at 19 where I sat in my apartment and finished off my fifth of illegally obtained vodka and had a turkey sandwich. #levijohnston
Sarah burns the turkey. She weeps over the ruined carcass and dabs at her tears with the corner of her apron. But our Sarah is a plucky lady, she won't let a little thing like a burnt bird or her daughter's nefarious baby daddy ruin her Thanksgiving. Why, Thanksgiving is a day for family, a day for praising the Lord, a day for being thankful of his bounty.
Thanksgiving is a day for revenge.
Pulling herself together she grabs the rifle off the top of the fridge, where it is kept just in case of situations just like these. Handing Todd the gun she winks and tells him to go bag a couple of rabbits for an impromptu stew. Then, slowly, ever so slowly, she turns around to Levi.
"And why don't you go into the forest young man, to help him....?"
The media's fetish with seeing this kid's hockey stick shaft has become disturbing. I think it's time for me to shut the internet off until this passes. #levijohnston
@sweetpickles: when was Levi's penis NOT in the news? They rolled him out last year as the great symbol of teen-aged forced birth and then Tyra and her ilk asked him horribly personal questions about getting it on with Bristol. So, it's penis you want, people? It's penis you'll get.
I hope he runs for office one day, because my sense is that now he's out in the real world he's becoming more progressive. #levijohnston
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It's when the Pilgrims landed in Nome. #levijohnston
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@AzureTexan: #levijohnston
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Thanksgiving is a day for revenge.
Pulling herself together she grabs the rifle off the top of the fridge, where it is kept just in case of situations just like these. Handing Todd the gun she winks and tells him to go bag a couple of rabbits for an impromptu stew. Then, slowly, ever so slowly, she turns around to Levi.
"And why don't you go into the forest young man, to help him....?"
You betcha. #levijohnston
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I hope he runs for office one day, because my sense is that now he's out in the real world he's becoming more progressive. #levijohnston
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