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    Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    And then we went up in helicopters and shot her and the cubs! Another great day in Alaska, and a great lesson for the rest of America!
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    Personally, I think having to listen to Sarah Palin's inane questions and comments would make a day surrounded by man-eating bears, swarms of mosquitoes and carpets of poison ivy just that much worse.
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    Edited by onebadclam at 07/16/09 3:46 PM onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    "[T]he species survives"? Is she referring to Darwin? Gasp!
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    Image of keram2 keram2
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    From Bear Attacks: Their Causes and Avoidance (revised edition):



    Mother bears also can frequently defend their cubs against other predators. When threatened, a mother will stand on her hind legs, roar at the predator, and then quit the forest.
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    We have learned today that:
    *bears are Real Americans that don't ask for or take handouts.
    *mama bears are good feminine role models because they work hard, provide for, and (brazenly!) protect thier families (against pervy late-night talk show hosts and bloggers who have a rudimentary knowledge of p'shop).
    *male bears are deadbeats and just sit around the forest in their boxers eating salmon and drinking berry juice.
    *Sarah will listen to a biologist as long as he doesn't try to tell her what form bears evolved from.
    *meh

    I'm surprised she didn't link to her recipe for braised baby bear in wild alaskan onion gravy.
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    Edited by Dürer's Rhino at 07/16/09 10:18 AM Dürer's Rhino was starred Dürer's Rhino was unstarred
    Image of ifstone ifstone
    07/16/09

    @Dürer's Rhino: And poor Sarah doesn't seem to have heard of the food chain. No bear is an island. Poison the rivers with Alaska(tm) petrochemical effluents, and bears'll need a bailout.
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/16/09

    @ifstone: You blasphemous traitor!
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    Mama bear doesn't look 2 anyone else 2 hand her anything. Alaska, on the other hand, looks 4 federal handouts 4 its money.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    Next on Twitter: Mama bear shoots wolves from a helicopter.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    She kind of sounds like Zack Morris when he had to do that presentation on his Native American Heritage.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    I love the irony of her talking about the species surviving...until she shoots them from the sky, that is.
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    Image of Mohamed Ndiaye-Kingué Mohamed Ndiaye-Kingué
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    Aside apart her world wide known wasilla' spirit, AkExGovSarahPalin is best single encapsulated by hot.Hence why the GOP members could only be led to the edge of "abandon".
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    You left off the last Twat: "Shot bear and baby; hearty stew tonight!"
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    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    The "mama bear" doesn't look for handouts because she's the one giving the handouts.



    I love it when (usually conservative, religious) idiots look to nature for lessons, and they just come out with the most convoluted interpretations possible. The best was when Kirk Cameron used the shape of a banana to argue that humans aren't descended from apes.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    Her blatant misuse of punctuation is giving me a hard-on.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    07/16/09

    @FaceMelter: And the bizarrely incorrect use of a ten-dollar word (she even spelled it incorrectly!). It's a fetishist's dream.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    So, this is a call to all Americans to rear up on their hind legs and shit in the woods?
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