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    Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    Michael Jackson's brain is in the conservatory, with John Dillinger's penis.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    So, I get axed, then re-animated, and the damn font has changed on this site.


    This place has gone to hell!

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I'm not finding this font to be very readable. But since I don't have a star I'm sure no one cares about what I think. *pout*
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    Image of z00L z00L
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    "Abby...Normal."
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    I know Rosie probably needs the work these days, but she really should have turned down the role of Sotomayor as a favor to Boricuas everywhere.

    But then the directors would have just called J-Lo, so I guess it doesn't matter.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/09/09

    @VoxPopuli: I dunno, at least J.Lo's voice (even while singing!) doesn't make my eardrums bleed.


    I really, really can't stand Rosie Perez.

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    SaraRueful was starred SaraRueful was unstarred
    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/09/09

    @SaraRueful: Aaaaaaand the star is gone. Oh well, it was good while it lasted, baby.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    Does anyone else wonder if MJ's casket contains any real gold? I don't think Papa Jackson would bury anything that still has worth to him.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/09/09

    @CaptainFantastic: It was brass with gold plating
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/09/09

    @TriedandTrue: I'm talking about the plating being fake.
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    Image of jenndavo jenndavo
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    The idea of Jason Bateman on drugs is oddly endearing.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/09/09

    @jenndavo: Him?
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    Image of jenndavo jenndavo
    07/09/09

    @VoxPopuli: "Am I peeing?"
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    Honestly? Rosie Perez is the only Puerto Rican in Hollywood?
    That is like saying all the angsty Irishman roles only go to Gabriel Byrne.. oh wait. never mind.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/09/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Well to be fair, Gabriel does share those roles with Colm Meany
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    I am confused as to why it seems like the family gave LaToya the responsibility of organizing his entire funeral. She was the person that supplied the information for his death certificate. She has picked out the outfit he is to be buried in. Seems like a lot of responsibility for such a ding bat
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    Image of blix blix
    07/09/09

    @TriedandTrue: She's always been the brains of the outfit.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    wtf happened to my expanded view? The "display" pulldown is now a list of sites. And my homepage has been hit with the ugly and confusing stick.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    07/09/09

    @badasscat: Ditto. I haz a confuzzel.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/09/09

    @badasscat: All looks normal to me on Firefox 3.0.11.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    07/09/09

    @CaptainFantastic: I have 3.0.11 and it's still condensed. Boo.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    I'm pretty sure there's already been a king lying in his golden coffin, preserved for the ages, albeit missing his brain.


    Oh.


    Tut, tut.

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    Image of blix blix
    07/09/09

    @rudi_freude: The pyramid's plumbing is clogged. I know because in college I was a Pharoah faucet major.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/09/09

    @rudi_freude: @blix: I'd like Tutank you for my Hamen whole wheat sandwich.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    07/09/09

    @Aaron Altman: they had to Rameses needles up his nose to get his brain out.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    07/09/09

    @Dr. Nick: Was that before or after they removed his Nefertitis?
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    Image of blix blix
    07/09/09

    @Dr. Nick: To preserve the face they removed the brain via his sphinxter.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/09/09

    @blix:

    That's a detail his grieving mummy shouldn't have to know.
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    Image of blix blix
    07/09/09

    @rudi_freude: Because she is in de Nile?
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    07/09/09

    @Dr. Nick: I heard they had to scarab the residue out with a brillo pad. You couldn't get me to watch that if I were hie(roglyphics).
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    Image of blix blix
    07/09/09

    @rudi_freude: The casket was gold so they wouldn't look like Cheopskates.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/09/09

    @T.S._delegate: @blix: @TableNine: @Dr. Nick: @Aaron Altman: @rudi_freude: From this old Giza to all the pun Horus out there: RA!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/09/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: @blix: @T.S._delegate: @rudi_freude: @TableNine: @Dr. Nick:


    You all have comedic Cheops.

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    Aaron Altman was starred Aaron Altman was unstarred
    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    08/11/09

    @Aaron Altman: Aaron, you're still alive, my old friend!
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    A Princeton and Yale educated federal judge? It's the wole Wosie Pewez was born to pway!!!
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
    Rosie Perez as Sotomayor? Uh. So, will Wesley Snipes be Thomas? Woody Harrelson as Souter?
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    07/09/09

    @Awesome X: I nearly spit on my monitor until I realized there are only 4 latinas in Hollywood. I guess Salma Hayek and Rosario Dawson were busy with other projects, but surely the maid from Will and Grace was available?
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/09/09

    @TableNine: I wanted to challenge you by listing a slew of famous Hollywood latinas, but I'm afraid you my be right. Penelope Cruz instantly came to mind, but then everyone else that I could come up with aren't Latin. Well played.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/09/09

    You forgot Jennifer Lopez, that girl from Spanglish and Diego Luna.
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    Artie Fufkin was starred Artie Fufkin was unstarred
    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/09/09

    @TableNine: How about Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria or Jessica Alba?
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    07/09/09

    @Artie Fufkin: @irishflyesq: @TriedandTrue: Hi, my name is Hyperbole-- have we met?
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