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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    And the astronaut touched his lover's chin. Gently, he lifted. Their eyes locked, silver on green.

    "Just look up," he whispered, his voice trembling, "look up and I promise, you'll see..."

    "See what?" she cried, turning away, "see you fading into space at a million miles a minute, leaving me for... for what?"

    His powerful hands grasped her shoulders. "Look for the trail of light. You won't be able to miss it. Look for the trail of light. That will be my love for you, written, one squirt at a time, among the stars..."

    "But..." she turned away, confused, "but I thought you told everyone that was urine..."
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    When you whiz upon a star . . . your streams turn blue.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    Goodnight moon,
    Goodnight mush,
    Goodnight to the old lady
    Whispering "flush."
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    Image of rubyruby rubyruby
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    Tinkle, tinkle, little star...
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    I've always said you have to be a whiz to work at NASA.
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    Edited by Mike Byhoff at 09/12/09 7:09 PM Mike Byhoff was starred Mike Byhoff was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    "One small drip for man, one giant leak for mankind."
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    Ass-id rain.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    09/12/09

    In reply to Beautiful Glow In The Night Sky Is Actually Astronaut Piss
    Golden Showers trumps Meteor Showers any day. Or night.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    09/12/09

    @rudi_freude: Quit stealing my lines before I can write them.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    So he's a people's hero. Also, regardless of alleged interim dickishness, he's still the auteur of "Swingers" and "Go." I think he wins..
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    Pwnage by Prima Notte Distressed Asset Recovery, SpA
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    If I had a sailboat in NYC, damn straight I'd be out on that thing every day way past 1am. And so would all my very sexy new friends.
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    Image of LadybirdRamone LadybirdRamone
    08/07/09

    @maevemealone: My thoughts exactly!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    Technically, wouldn't it be the speedboat that crashed into the cargo ship?
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    "Oddly, the AP seems to have gotten the scoop because the two men happened to have been at the news cooperative's New York headquarters "

    If I were an asshole, I might make up a self-serving story about saving three people from drowning, too. But that's me, if I were an asshole.
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    lionel-mandrake promoted this comment Edited by hilikusopus at 08/07/09 4:47 PM hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    @hilikusopus:
    But that's the beauty of it -- you are an asshole. Smiley.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    08/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Another fine example of cosmic symmetry. Smiley.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    Here's why I think Doug Liman stinks.
    True story: I once went out on a couple of dates with his brother Louis. Let me say... the reason there wasn't more is that Louis did not bathe. He smelled breathtakingly bad. He totally traded on the "My dad is a famous lawyer" crap. And it wasn't like he was trying to prove anything - he just didn't understand the point of taking a shower.
    I was also graced at that time with an audience with Doug. He, too, has only a nodding acquaintance with soap. It is unbelievable.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    08/07/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: If it's that unbearable what prompted you to see him more than once? But that's just me. I don't like smelly people in general. Maybe you're more tolerant.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08/07/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: I thought on the first date, maybe I was just being picky, or he'd just gone to the gym, or maybe the dry cleaners messed up his shirt. The second date - there was no doubt. It was during my 'give everyone a second chance' phase. Which didn't last long.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    The story doesn't explain what the fuck they were doing on a sailboat in the Hudson River at one o'clock in the morning..
    Looking for Kevin Spacey's dog?
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    08/07/09

    @Nice Beaver: I wish I could heart you every fucking day.
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