“Investing in the water industry is one of the great opportunities for the coming decades,” says a New York money manager. “Water is the scarce resource that will define the 21st century, much like plentiful oil defined the last century.” Oh goodie. The 21st century is gonna be great.
It's Farmers vs. Fish In the California Water Wars

The water wars that will, in short order, come to consume our nation and the world are growing in intensity. In the earthquake-and-drought cocktail that is California, humans and fish are already locked in a pitched battle for survival.
Fancy Water Bottles Full of Cancer Chemicals
Haha: Those shockingly expensive Sigg water bottles beloved by yuppies and hippies for being free of some specific deadly chemical did in fact contain that deadly chemical. Do we spy the hand of The Creator?