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    The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
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    Image of RiceMan RiceMan
    05/22/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    she's asian! what do you expect, of course shes a whore!
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/22/09

    @RiceMan: You're a very sad individual.
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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/22/09

    @RiceMan: Okay, maybe that was supposed to be sarcastic. But, still, that was pretty edgy.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/22/09

    @RiceMan: You should apologize.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    After a few hours away from this, I wonder about the whole "I want to" thing.


    All talk.

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    Maybe she lost a bet and had to say that instead of "thank you" all day?
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    When I use that phrase to thank someone, I usually get a different response, often one that involves mace.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    I will not stand idly by and have a distinguished Oxonian crotch be impugned by mere rumor or Gawker's calumny!


    Well, okay, I won't stand idly by for more than a week. If there isn't something more substantive by that time, then I won't be standing idly by anymore.

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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    How about making some jokes that are NOT racist? Try it.
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    Image of Masturbation Enthusiast Masturbation Enthusiast
    05/21/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: Ok, I'll try it.


    I guess it's okay for her to rub her crotch against me...seeing as she's the one that does my laundry! *rimshot*


    Sure, she can rub her crotch against me...as long as she helps me with my math homework first! *rimshot*


    I don't know why she'd want to rub her crotch against me...I'm only going to get horny again a half hour later! *rimshot*


    thankew thankew

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    05/21/09

    @Masturbation Enthusiast: Dude I was totally going to use the half hour joke until Hamilton scolded us. I want half credit.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    05/21/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: I'd like to hate-rub my crotch against all the casual racists on here.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    This seems unlikely -- but if true, delightful.


    Most TV entertainment reporters are vacuous balls of "PERSONALITY!" -- it's nice to hear about one with an actual personality.

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    You guys don't get it. It's a cultural thing. She was born and raised in a peep booth.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    My hubby says she's no Liz Cho. The ferg is Liz Cho?
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    05/21/09

    @Spirit Fingers: "The ferg is Liz Cho?"


    Priceless.

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    That's weird, because I know a Julie Chang who works down at the Oriental Massage Parlor who says the same exact thing.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    05/21/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: Naw man, that's Julie Chong.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    It's how to say thank you and you're welcome in one quick way, though you're not really supposed to SAY IT.


    On the other hand, there's less sexual predation complaints if you say it instead. Though technically you could still get terror complaints.

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    At least she doesn't throw it down the hallway.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    In any event, I'll accept her thanks any day of the week. Me so horny.
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    05/21/09

    @bjonston: Where are you right now?
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    aurora*raby was starred aurora*raby was unstarred
    Image of bjonston bjonston
    05/21/09

    @aurora*raby: Uh, on the couch at home, in Miami. Why do you ask? And how are ya?
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    05/21/09

    @bjonston: Just playing around. Happy that we've crossed paths again.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    05/21/09

    @aurora*raby: Cool. Likewise. Say, you wanna rub your crotch up against me?


    [just trying to stay on topic. I mean no disrespect.]

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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    05/21/09

    @bjonston: Very funny. Honestly, no (well, deep down, yes), I don't want to rub my crotch against you. But I bet your gorgeous wife does!
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    05/21/09

    @aurora*raby: You just had to bring up the wife, didn't you?
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    05/21/09

    @bjonston: I did you a favor by giving you some tangible excitement to look forward to.


    @TVAddendum: Oh, just you wait, baby, now that you're on my radar.

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    Reminds of the time Little Red Riding Hood threw Pinnochio down on the ground, sat on his face and yelled, "Lie to me baby, LIE!!!!"


    Don't know why I just thought of that.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/21/09

    @bjonston:


    Probably because aurora*raby and I have a mutual admiration buzz on, just like the one I had with Li'l Red.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Crotch-Rubbing
    hen hao! feichang hao!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/21/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    What do they mean she "attended" Oxford. Like, she attended a concert there? She took an extension class in teeth whitening?


    "Aboard a retired cruise ship, she sailed around the world, spending time in such varied locations as Cuba, Brazil, South Africa, Kenya, India, Malaysia, Vietnam, Hong Kong, China and Japan."


    Retired cruise ship. Retired to what? 500 foot pleasure craft? Semester at sea vehicle? Was she an educator or a billionaire's plaything?

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/21/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    Also, wtf... our hipster grifter had a habit of saying provocative things too. Didn't she have a little korean in her?


    Ok that's it. Out.

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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    05/21/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: No, no. Go on with your beautiful rants, which are always worth setting aside the paint cans and rollers to read.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    05/21/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Do you have a little Korean in you? Would you like to?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/21/09

    @seyswho:


    Sezyou!

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