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    Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    11/03/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    Oh god,fanfiction....don't even get me started. *shudder*
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    11/02/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    well, she's fucked everyone to become famous.
    so i guess she is now fucking the paparazzi to STAY famous.
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/02/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    And only single, available men can scare off Sienna Miller.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/02/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    Date a dude named Balthazar and it will somehow end in a High Court presided over by men in wigs. Every time.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/02/08

    @MrInBetween: Ha! Nice.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    "The freshly bagged deer" is no winner, either.


    Alex, you scoundrel, I cannot believe you suckered me into reading Truly Bad Fiction on my downtime. Well, at least there was no thrusting anywhere within this wretched prose.

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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: aww, come on, what's wrong with thrusting?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @Monkeyrash: Well. 1) It reestablishes the mythos that the male member is akin to a weapon; 2) It misleads men into thinking that the repeated act of merely pushing said member in and out is sufficient to bring about an orgasm in their female partners; 3) It is tired, cliched, bad writing that deadens the sensibilities of a great democracy (if I may paraphrase Woody Allen); and 4)I was on the fencing team in school and got stabbed too many times in the tits.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: Oh, goodness. #4 is simply amazing.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/02/08

    @mmstk101: or, to explain better, amazing and not at all what I expected you to say.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @mmstk101: Heh. Did you think an Andrea Dworkin quote was next?
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: you had me at tits (of course, arms instinctively protecting mine as I read that).
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @Monkeyrash: Soon after the fourth or fifth stabbing I gave up fencing for good and took up another sport, namely Wearing Fishnets in Dive Bars, Listening to Loud Music and Drinking Bourbon. I have found that lead to the girls being treated much more kindly.
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: Hey, me too! And, like golf and tennis, I can still play well into adulthood.
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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    11/03/08

    @BookishLookish: gurl, you have ISSUES !!! I would love to hang out with you just to wait for you to explode in an entertaining manner
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/03/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: Get in line, baby.
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    Image of NapQuest NapQuest
    11/02/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    Eliza Dushku looks like she's got some serious agita. Maybe it's just an acting exercise?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @ocd soundsystem: Just some spicy meatballs, acting exercise are quite beyond her.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/02/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    The b.f. was supposed to stop after the shit.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/02/08

    @Weegees bored: It gave your post a wonderful sense of urgency!
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/02/08

    @mmstk101: The phrase "'Shit,' Nate shouted," perfectly sums up an entire chunk of human enterprise -- the trashy novel and the wretches who create it. Yell "'Shit,' Nate shouted," at any gathering of such persons and you will have bodies writhing on the floor holding their sides.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/02/08

    @Weegees bored: What about "smoldering"? It doesn't matter if it's a smoldering look, a smoldering fire, or whatever else smolders. I feel like it's a word that would work well in trashy novels.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    11/02/08

    @Weegees bored: I was wondering what on earth your boyfriend was doing and why he was supposed to stop after shit when I realized you meant BOLD FACE! OOPS! :)
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/02/08

    @oyvehisyou: Haha!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    11/02/08

    @mmstk101: I never said I was a genius!
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/02/08

    @oyvehisyou: Certainly hilarious, genius or not!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    11/02/08

    @mmstk101: We LIKE YOU!
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/02/08

    @oyvehisyou: I'm not drunk enough to deal with that. I'll have to work on it and get back to you.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/02/08

    @oyvehisyou:
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/02/08

    @Weegees bored: "Shit" Nate smouldered. Cue wah-wah guitar
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/02/08

    In reply to Only Fanfiction Can Scare The Paparazzi
    "Shit!" Nate shouted.


    Damn. I miss the days of being a full-time novelist. I had such a sense of professional satisfaction back then.
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