I think the email writer was quite generous to let us all know that Tucker Max can write, for shit. Imagine what this pasty marvel could do if he would only write, for money. #tuckermax
Am I getting this right, he doesn't like Obama and blames hippie kids for him being in office? And hippie kids let 9/11 happen? Damn dude, why are YOU so angry? #tuckermax
Hey, thanks Future Assistant Brand Manager at America's #4 Paint Company! Without your hilarious email, I would never have read the original piece, which is awesome. Who would have thought I'd suddenly root for that shitheel who brought plum wine to the party, rolled his own cigarettes and went on about Brion Gysin all the goddamn time. As for who's responsible for a campus culture where "LSATs for Dummies" is the new "Ulysses," I don't know...let's say: Helicopter Moms, "The Hills," Allan Greenspan, Peggy Noonan, College Humor and the Jimmy Buffet Margarita Maker. Oh, and the Counting Crows. Fuck them. #tuckermax
@beefer: The "shitheel who brought plum wine to the party, rolled his own cigarettes and went on about Brion Gysin all the goddamn time." Stunning. #tuckermax
"Anyone can prosper" is not the case, Lotioned in Louisville. That's actually the opposite of the truth.
Culture used to have effective success mechanisms that filtered bottom-of-the-barrel garbage like Mr. Max's excretory humor out of the mainstream. Now, instead of young adults embracing their role in a world that needs them to tak bold, moral stances against evil, they're buying shit porn novels from burger-eating hamfaces like Mr. Max. Then they're Getting Drunk, and Fuckin' Bitches.
Gawker is performing a valuable service by doing its level best to indicate that the "entertainment" provided by Tucker Max is For Dipshits, which is immutable truth. Sorry. Team Hamilton in a rout. #tuckermax
@Unsolicited Advice: You're really on a roll with your Tucker Max analyses.
My contribution is as follows: Tucker Max's followers represent the swan song of blockheaded, narrow-minded white males. They're done for in this pluralist country, and they know it. In response, they're reconstructing a fantasized conception of some paradisiacal America that existed in the '50s: a world in which America was on top, the dollar still had buying power and blacks and women knew their places. Bakhtin would say that Tucker Max's followers' version of America is that of an epic, a literary form that, by definition, dwells in the past but whose era has since ended. It's also, by its very nature, a form with only one voice, an almost dictatorial voice.
In this case "Sent via Blackberry" might as well read "sent by a wealthy, pussified, faux-macho suburban white male at a mid-level university". #tuckermax
ok the thumbnail of this photo looked like a screen capture from the new james bond... don't believe me? check and see for yourself. ... reminds me of those "far away" cute guys that upon approaching become more and more unattractive. very cool.
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Culture used to have effective success mechanisms that filtered bottom-of-the-barrel garbage like Mr. Max's excretory humor out of the mainstream. Now, instead of young adults embracing their role in a world that needs them to tak bold, moral stances against evil, they're buying shit porn novels from burger-eating hamfaces like Mr. Max. Then they're Getting Drunk, and Fuckin' Bitches.
Gawker is performing a valuable service by doing its level best to indicate that the "entertainment" provided by Tucker Max is For Dipshits, which is immutable truth. Sorry. Team Hamilton in a rout. #tuckermax
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My contribution is as follows: Tucker Max's followers represent the swan song of blockheaded, narrow-minded white males. They're done for in this pluralist country, and they know it. In response, they're reconstructing a fantasized conception of some paradisiacal America that existed in the '50s: a world in which America was on top, the dollar still had buying power and blacks and women knew their places. Bakhtin would say that Tucker Max's followers' version of America is that of an epic, a literary form that, by definition, dwells in the past but whose era has since ended. It's also, by its very nature, a form with only one voice, an almost dictatorial voice.
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I know, it was weak. They can't all be winners. #tuckermax
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