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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    10/16/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    I think the email writer was quite generous to let us all know that Tucker Max can write, for shit. Imagine what this pasty marvel could do if he would only write, for money. #tuckermax
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    Image of random_play random_play
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    I originally read this as, "Tucker Max Could Have Defecated Obama". Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?? #tuckermax
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Am I getting this right, he doesn't like Obama and blames hippie kids for him being in office? And hippie kids let 9/11 happen? Damn dude, why are YOU so angry? #tuckermax
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    Image of beefer beefer
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Hey, thanks Future Assistant Brand Manager at America's #4 Paint Company! Without your hilarious email, I would never have read the original piece, which is awesome. Who would have thought I'd suddenly root for that shitheel who brought plum wine to the party, rolled his own cigarettes and went on about Brion Gysin all the goddamn time. As for who's responsible for a campus culture where "LSATs for Dummies" is the new "Ulysses," I don't know...let's say: Helicopter Moms, "The Hills," Allan Greenspan, Peggy Noonan, College Humor and the Jimmy Buffet Margarita Maker. Oh, and the Counting Crows. Fuck them. #tuckermax
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    i'm a bottle promoted this comment beefer was starred beefer was unstarred
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    10/15/09

    @beefer: The "shitheel who brought plum wine to the party, rolled his own cigarettes and went on about Brion Gysin all the goddamn time." Stunning. #tuckermax
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    Image of Raoul Duke Raoul Duke
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    9/11 was the hippies fault #tuckermax
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/15/09

    @Raoul Duke: Get a fucking haircut Bin Laden! #tuckermax
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Tucker Max: Lame You Can Believe In #tuckermax
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Hmm. I think I’ll wait for a response Sent via iPhone before I make my final judgment call on this issue. #tuckermax
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    Image of braak braak
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    When someone can write for shit, you can shit on them. THAT's what's so great about America. #tuckermax
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Anyone who quotes Kelly Clarkson's defense of Taylor Swift against Kanye West in defense of Tucker Max... watches too much teevee. #tuckermax
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    "Anyone can prosper" is not the case, Lotioned in Louisville. That's actually the opposite of the truth.

    Culture used to have effective success mechanisms that filtered bottom-of-the-barrel garbage like Mr. Max's excretory humor out of the mainstream. Now, instead of young adults embracing their role in a world that needs them to tak bold, moral stances against evil, they're buying shit porn novels from burger-eating hamfaces like Mr. Max. Then they're Getting Drunk, and Fuckin' Bitches.

    Gawker is performing a valuable service by doing its level best to indicate that the "entertainment" provided by Tucker Max is For Dipshits, which is immutable truth. Sorry. Team Hamilton in a rout. #tuckermax
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/15/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: That was zingtastic. #tuckermax
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    10/15/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: You're really on a roll with your Tucker Max analyses.

    My contribution is as follows: Tucker Max's followers represent the swan song of blockheaded, narrow-minded white males. They're done for in this pluralist country, and they know it. In response, they're reconstructing a fantasized conception of some paradisiacal America that existed in the '50s: a world in which America was on top, the dollar still had buying power and blacks and women knew their places. Bakhtin would say that Tucker Max's followers' version of America is that of an epic, a literary form that, by definition, dwells in the past but whose era has since ended. It's also, by its very nature, a form with only one voice, an almost dictatorial voice.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    America needs dick, fart, and poop humor. Now more than ever. #tuckermax
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Yeah. Tucker Max could have defeated Obama. In a douche contest. Zing!

    I know, it was weak. They can't all be winners. #tuckermax
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    In this case "Sent via Blackberry" might as well read "sent by a wealthy, pussified, faux-macho suburban white male at a mid-level university". #tuckermax
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/15/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: why do you hate America? #tuckermax
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    Image of unfuckwithable unfuckwithable
    10/15/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: why do you hate Canada? #tuckermax
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    Image of LisaHunter LisaHunter
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    Severance? What's severance?
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    Image of Pyao lyang shen Pyao lyang shen
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    ok the thumbnail of this photo looked like a screen capture from the new james bond... don't believe me? check and see for yourself. ... reminds me of those "far away" cute guys that upon approaching become more and more unattractive. very cool.
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    Tart of Darkness promoted this comment Pyao lyang shen was starred Pyao lyang shen was unstarred
    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    10/08/09

    @Pyao lyang shen: I thought it was from that movie "Falling Down". But maybe not.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    10/08/09

    @Tart of Darkness: It is from "Falling Down" sadly it's a favorite, just watched it a few days ago.
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