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    Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear

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    11/07/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    jane aldridge: teenage fashion blogger turned vogue it-girl, turned urban outfitters designer and chanel-invitee to the crillon ball. even kanye west said he wanted to work with her. [seaofshoes.com] #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Where are the girls? Where are the girl staff writers? #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    @Xinnix: Yeah. Snark aside, it's dispiriting that the score is 6-0, Boys vs Girls.
    I think it's time for the ref to buy new glasses. #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    I'm trying to figure if the lack of Girl Wonders is because of patent sex bias on the part of the media gatekeepers, or if it's because they've got cooties and (except for Mom) are sorta yucky. #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Am I the only one praying the Dating Advice Kid's next book is How to Talk to Your New Juvie Hall Roommate? #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    @Trai_Dep: Chapter One: You've Got a Pretty Mouth Isn't the Compliment You Think It Is. #wehateyourkids
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    Image of EatMyKant EatMyKant
    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    "His endorsement was sought by a Georgia gubernatorial candidate."

    Please tell me it was Horsley the Donkey-Fucker... #wehateyourkids
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    Image of CrabbyGolightly CrabbyGolightly
    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    You forgot Tavi Gevinson, fashion victim style rookie. #wehateyourkids
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    Ryan Tate promoted this comment CrabbyGolightly was starred CrabbyGolightly was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    @CrabbyGolightly: Ooo, thanks! Linky, for others:

    [www.huffingtonpost.com] #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Don't expend energy worrying about your job. Just give birth to one. #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    where are the girls?
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    I, for one, welcome our pubeless overlords. #wehateyourkids
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Forget about the angry spirit from the film, Paranormal. The demons lurking in the shadows surrounding these children are ambitious and obnoxious parents who see themselves as failures.

    None of these children are doing anything that significantly adds to the common culture. They are bright and personable, but they aren't Mozart.

    Childhood is to be spend wandering, dreaming and trying out various personalities. I spent my childhood blowing things up and masturbating. Which is why I am fairly happy adult.
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Back in the old days, these smarties would be jammed into a locker in some obscure hallway at high school...look what we've become. #wehateyourkids
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    I wouldn't guess that this is any less fraught with pitfalls than being a child entertainer, and there are a hell of a lot more casualties in that field than there are folks like Kurt Russell and Ron Howard... #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: Yeah, seriously, how many Internet child prodigies can you think of who are in their thirties or forties now? #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    I think this post trivializes a very real and dire problem: the existence of children. #wehateyourkids
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    Image of Amy Allen Amy Allen
    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    where are the girl media prodigies? #wehateyourkids
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    Image of Anderson Evans Anderson Evans
    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Orson Welles was a child prodigy. Lets look at his timeline: 1. King of the NY theater scene 2. Writer, Star, and Director for "Greatest" film of all time 3. Boxed Wine 4. Final performance voice acting in the animated Transformers motion picture. #wehateyourkids
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