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    11/07/09

    In reply to Foreigners Seduce, Reject Twitterati
    If you wanna party you better bring your own wine coolers, sonny, because I ain't buying this for you. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Foreigners Seduce, Reject Twitterati
    What precious Sarah Lacy does NOT say is, they start at five in the FUCKING MORNING, when decent people are just going to bed. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Ultimate Geek Porn Fantasy Haunts Twitterati
    A rube, duh. You're welcome. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Ultimate Geek Porn Fantasy Haunts Twitterati
    nice one @aplusk

    That's why America loves u. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan is a Cheap Sellout and Women Are Baffling, Say the Twitterati
    Enough with the digital whatever conferences? What is the point? Who makes money from them?

    If they're not getting together to put the final touches on the device into which we can upload our personalities, enough. Enough. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan is a Cheap Sellout and Women Are Baffling, Say the Twitterati
    How old IS Paul Carr, anyway? #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/04/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan is a Cheap Sellout and Women Are Baffling, Say the Twitterati
    Oh no! Is there no Top Chef tonight?!?! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/04/09

    @ms_priestypants: Reunion dinner! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/04/09

    @mattchew03: is there a live blog? I recognize how pathetic I sound, but I've been home sick all day and this was my bright spot! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/04/09

    @ms_priestypants: [gawker.com]

    :) #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/04/09

    @mattchew03: Thanks! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/02/09

    In reply to Twitterati Get Nasty Pictures After Seeking Free Liquor
    Any Twitterati participating in the #unseenprequels? Because those are effing hilarious. "Gilbert Grape Seems Fine" is making me weep.

    Also, I love Busy Phillips. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Twitterati Get Nasty Pictures After Seeking Free Liquor
    As TellMeLies pointed out in the Tila Tequila thread, please include these wise and wonderful tidbits in the next update of Twitterati:

    twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    "Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/03/09

    @Cynner: Thank you for that. Reading that feed made my Tuesday morning infinitely better. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/03/09

    @NoelleBlue: Honestly, if that guy is as funny as his tweets -- that is a reality show of real life, humor and a father/son relationship that would be a hit. His comment about dogs is now going to be my signature line, with credit, of course! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    10/31/09

    In reply to Cursing at Birthday Well-Wishers and Gym Machines
    Meanwhile, Fred Durst's waiter complained that "some complete nobody just stiffed me." #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Cursing at Birthday Well-Wishers and Gym Machines
    Am I the only one who can't stand Twitter. Really, who cares?????? #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    10/31/09

    In reply to Cursing at Birthday Well-Wishers and Gym Machines
    I don't know about this Pollack character but, in other news, I love Henry Winkler.
    I spilled an ice tea on his wife once years ago. They could not have been nicer about it. He told the owner I was a great waitress (despite the evidence to the contrary) and every time I passed their table, he'd tell me I was doing a great job.

    I got fired anyways.
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    Wrapitup promoted this comment Edited by pony_express at 10/31/09 4:18 AM pony_express was starred pony_express was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    In reply to Cursing at Birthday Well-Wishers and Gym Machines
    Alright, WHO let Fred Durst on the interweb? #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/31/09

    In reply to Cursing at Birthday Well-Wishers and Gym Machines
    Ugh. Computer people are the WORST. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/31/09

    In reply to Cursing at Birthday Well-Wishers and Gym Machines
    C'mon guys, you know: Kevin Pollak! The comic actor who looks like Albert Brooks and can imitate William Shatner. So his gift is to look like someone at the upper end of the talent scale while, simultaneously, sounding like someone at the lower end. It's a living.
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    Edited by TheBusinessGuy at 10/31/09 12:02 AM TheBusinessGuy was starred TheBusinessGuy was unstarred
    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    10/31/09

    @TheBusinessGuy:

    He was great in The Usual Suspects. But I think it was the Stephen Baldwin character who liked to say "fucko." #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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