Multimillionaire New Yorker Hospitalized After Manic $20 Million Shopping Spree
With a $100 million fortune made from selling miniature ceramic houses, Ed Bazinet is one of New York's richest men. His TriBeCa apartment is worth $28 million, and he was featured Richistan, Robert Frank's 2007 book about the super-wealthy. Two weeks ago, he suffered a manic break and purchased a whopping $20 million…
Mitt Romney Made $45 Million Over the Last Two Years Doing Literally Nothing at All
Rich asshole Mitt Romney released his 2010 tax returns and an estimated return for 2011 this morning. Together they total more than 500 pages, because purposefully structuring your wealth so as to maximally exploit the massive tax loopholes you have lobbied for over the decades is very complicated. The topline: Romney…
Here Are Some Rich New Yorkers Whining About Feeling Poor
In the mood for some class rage? (Of course you are.) Gothamist points us to message board on uptight parenting forum UrbanBaby asking, "What's your hhi [household income] and do you FEEL poor, middle class, upper middle class or rich where you live. No judging."
Michael Jackson Earned More Than Any Other Famous Corpse
Celebrity corpses everywhere are creaking with anticipation: Forbes' "Top-Earning Dead Celebrities" list is out!
Preposterously Wealthy Fatcats Are Even More Wealthy
The top 25 hedge fund managers pulled in a combined $22 billion last year. Also, hedge funds on the whole performed worse that the S&P 500 index. But it's cool, they're taxed at a lower rate than you and me!
What is a $33,000 Mattress Made Out Of?
Luxury mattress makers E.S. Kluft sell a $33,000 mattress called the Palais Royale. It will probably not make you sleep that much better than an $800 mattress from Sleepy's. So how do they justify charging that much?
The Only Thing The President of Uruguay Owns Is a 1987 VW Beetle
75 year-old Uruguayan president Jose Mujica says his only asset is a 1987 VW Beetle, worth $1879. His farm is in his wife's name, and he donates his salary. Clearly, this man's a tool of the pre-owned VW Beetle industry.
Louis Auchincloss, Chronicler of the WASP Ascendancy, 92
Louis Auchincloss, whose austere novels exposed and defined the cloistered world of white coastal privilege in which he was raised, has died following a stroke.
Peter Thiel's Richer Than You, But Not as Rich as He'd Like You to Think
It's one of many casually accepted, unchecked assumptions in Silicon Valley: Peter Thiel, the cofounder of PayPal and Facebook investor, is a billionaire, right? Leaked documents from his hedge fund, Clarium Capital, show he's not.
Discretion is the New Black
It's official: Being rich is now an embarrassment, so instead of flaunting their wealth by peppering conversation with references to private planes and extravagant spending, the affluent are, increasingly, keeping their status on the down low, so as not "to be viewed as insensitive to hardship around them." Or at…
Gold Digging in a Recession
It isn't easy to be a gold digger in a deep recession. You can't just expect to hit a club and find bankers standing on banquettes with a bottle of Cristal in one hand and a handful of $100 bills in the other. And you can't just stand outside the Lamborghini dealership on Long Island and expect to meet that special…
The Sociological Teachings of Jamie Johnson
Have you been wondering why the rich enjoy spending time with other rich people, especially around the holidays? Us neither. But they do, as professional scion of wealth (and accidental inheritance wrecker) Jamie Johnson kindly points out today on VF.com. "Each year," he says, "committee lists for the grand society…

