Good news! Last week, Charles Manson was rumored to have canceled his upcoming marriage to 26-year-old Afton Burton after learning she just wanted him for his body, but the number one cult follower insists their nuptials are still go.
Newly re-engaged couple Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have already registered with Wal-Mart for hunting gear, Laz-E-Boys, and hockey jerseys for their impending nuptials! Okay, it's fake, but it sure is funny. [via, photo via AP]
Celebrity chef Todd English didn't show up for his wedding to Erica Wang earlier this month, but he was there for the fake wedding he threw on a boat in Croatia in August. We have the real fake wedding pictures!
There's no way of knowing whether this is real or not, but if this purported registry at Tiffany for "The Hills" cast members Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag is the real thing, they've set a date for June 1, 2008... just in time to film a fourth season, should there be one! (Maybe not with Lauren, eh?) We're springing…
