If this wedding photo, hailed by various news outlets as the best ever, set off your bullshit detector, your instincts are good. Although the photo is genuine, the feel-good backstory that helped make it ubiquitous on Facebook earlier this month is mostly bogus.

A white wedding turned into more of a wet t-shirt contest when the entire wedding party fell into a lake last week.

Tennis leopard Serena Williams made a couple's wedding pictures extremely full of Serena Williams on Saturday, after she crashed a wedding portrait session in Miami Beach while wearing a leopard print swimsuit.

Curious college student Luciana Reichel thought it would be funny to add Visine to her roommate's water bottle a la Wedding Crashers, in which Owen Wilson added Visine to Bradley Cooper's wine—and made him super-sick. Well, sometimes life really does imitate art, because Reichel's roommate—just like Cooper's…

Today's Craiglist is brimming with opportunities for fulfilling, short-term relationships. First up, someone's seeking an experienced bi-friendly lady of color to help her and a "male celebrity" round out a threesome:

· Like a chivalrous man asking his beloved's father for permission to marry his daughter, General Electric gives NBC Universal approval to try to buy DreamWorks. Actually, this is a pretty shitty analogy because GE doesn't own DreamWorks, but we were momentarily swept up in the crazy romance of corporate…

In addition to taking advantage of IMDb's "Publicity Photos" feature to give your career that extra little push in the right direction, Defamer also recommends that you date Ali G and play a frequently unclothed nymphomaniac opposite Vince Vaughn in a hit comedy.

· This news is a little stale, but we needed to dip into the Be Careful What You Joke About File: Former professional naked person and Dancing With the Stars champ Kelly Monaco might get a shot on Desperate Housewives. Um, we were just kidding!
· Vince Vaughn: perplexed by gossip. He seems to understand other…

We know that it's probably impossible to attend a reception without being relentlessly scammed upon with lines borrowed from Wedding Crashers, but do people really need to be told not to use fake medals in their quest for strings-free wedding sex? Apparently, they do:

Now that Wedding Crashers has finally opened, the promotional push that's provided so many gleeful opportunities to bask in StallionMania™ will fall away abruptly, leaving us only with our Butterscotch flavored memories of the past few weeks until he once again gallops into our lives. (Of course, we promise to keep…