Bakers Who Refuse To Make Cake for Gay Couple Must Finally Pay the Bigot Fine

The owners of a bakery in Oregon have finally agreed to pay state-ordered damages after they refused to serve a same-sex couple last year.
According to one A-list wedding planner, tabloid magazines are now flying camera drones over celebrity weddings: “At one event I did recently in the Hamptons, one came in over the water... To the world of celebrities, that is horrible. What do you do: Shoot them down?” Hey, why not!
I Love Everything About This Criminally Drunk Pennsylvania Wedding
What did you do this weekend? Did it require multiple units of police back-up? Did it involve a wedding, a stun gun, a drunk 14-year-old, and someone grabbing a cop’s dick? Did it go down in the self-proclaimed Pretzel Capital of the World? If you answered “What is the Pretzel Capital of the World?” to one or more of…
5 Injured in Accidental Shooting at Waldorf Astoria
On Saturday, during a wedding reception at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in Manhattan, a guest was playing with a gun and accidentally fired a bullet that injured five people, NBC New York reports.
Bride Was Cool With Sister's "Nightmare" Proposal During Her Wedding
The classless douchebag best man who set down his Corona and took a knee to propose marriage to the maid of honor at someone else’s wedding—right in front of the bride and groom—may not be quite as classless as he appeared in the photo that set a thousand mouths afroth earlier this week. His new fiancée is the bride’s…
Furious Millionaire Weds
Mad Money host and crucifixion survivor Jim Cramer married real estate broker Lisa Cadette Detwiler on Saturday, The New York Times reports.
I Stand With This Dallas Bride Who Just Wants the Right Goddamn Doilies
This morning, a tipster sent us a local Dallas news story about a bride who is upset that her wedding invitations were delivered with the wrong kind of doilies. The tipster suggested that Gawker "make fun" of this bride, who was so distressed by the mixup that she turned to her local ABC affiliate to air her…
Charles Manson's Fiancée Says Creepy Crawly Wedding Still On
Good news! Last week, Charles Manson was rumored to have canceled his upcoming marriage to 26-year-old Afton Burton after learning she just wanted him for his body, but the number one cult follower insists their nuptials are still go.
Benedict Cumberbatch Weds Human Woman Sophie Hunter
The Associated Press reports that actor and outworlder Benedict Cumberbatch married Earth female Sophie Hunter on Saturday, forever tying him to our strange and wonderful planet.
Cameron Diaz Won't Die an Unmarried Old Crone For She Has Wed, Rejoice!
It finally happened—Sk8er boi Benji Madden made an honest woman out of unmarried celebrity Cameron Diaz Monday night in a tent full of other married celebrities like Drew Barrymore, Nicole Richie and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Bride, Groom Say "I Do" to Alcohol in Drunken Australian Wedding Brawl
It took a dozen police officers to calm down a drunken Australian wedding celebration that ended with the bride in the hospital and the groom and best man under arrest Friday.
Couple Has Baffling On-Purpose Wedding in NYC Subway
What is your second-biggest subway-related fear, assuming your number one fear is being pushed in front of an oncoming train? Take a minute. Is it suddenly finding yourself in a wedding gown, getting married on the N train in front of grumpy strangers on their ways to and from work, like a horrible nightmare from…
Beyoncé's Sister, Solange Knowles, Got Married This Weekend
Solange Knowles—the songwriter, silent film star, and sister of Beyoncé—got married to her fiancé, Alan Ferguson, this weekend. The entire wedding party wore white, Solange and Alan rode around on antique bikes, and Jay Z was there.
Genius Puts GoPro on Handle of Fireball, Passes It Around a Wedding
Whiskey finally surpassed vodka this year as the dominant ingredient in America's afterparty vomit. That sounds like good news, because vodka is the world's worst-tasting gin, but it's deceptive. All it really means is that we're drinking more Fireball, that cinnamon-tinged whiskey-in-name-only.
Cool Little Kid's Dancing Easily Most Interesting Thing About Wedding
I don't actually know anything about the wedding where Blake Weir spotted "the best dancer I've ever seen," but reasoning from the footage of this kid's moves and every common understanding about weddings, there is a roughly 97% chance that he was the highlight of the event.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Marry After 10 Years
Actor Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka were married in Italy on Saturday—they've been together more than 10 years, and engaged since 2006. NPH first made the engagement public in 2011, while celebrating New York's Marriage Equality Act.
I Will Personally Pay $20 to See Ashlee Simpson's Wedding Photos
Forever kid sister Ashlee Simpson got married this weekend, and her wedding photos, having escaped the interest of People, are still up for sale. Gawker.com has declined to make an institutional offer for the pics. In light of that decision, I'd like to say now that I'll personally pay $20 for them.
