I just want to say I love this feature more than anything on the Internet, pretty much ever, and please don't let it or Phyllis Nefler ever go away. Thank you. #weddings
FROM THE TIPLINE: a shadowy source who "works for the city" has confirmed that the office of Marty Markowitz sends these certificates to every couple that gets married in Brooklyn. How have none of you sent these along before? I honestly think they are created with Kid Pix. #weddings
Dr. Jupiter is keeping her last name not only because it's cool, but because otherwise she would become Marisa Miller... and think of all the Google mishaps that would cause. #weddings
I just looked at the slide show of the puppet monkey wedding, and now I want to marry both of them. And the guy who came to the wedding in a box-based costume. #weddings
@MattGaymon: If there is any justifiable reason to chain yourself to another human being, it is to find a way to get rid of old food stuffs without throwing them away outright. I'm sure at some point I'll settle down just to get rid of all those goddamn cans of rotels I keep forgetting I already have when I'm shopping for salsa supplies. #weddings
@cassandra: Hmm, I guess I am not into those enough to make them for myself. I obviously need to change my outlook is what's really the issue here. #weddings
Gawker, by putting a photo of someone I actually know from the bad old days in this post, should expect a bill from my therapist. (I'm saying my bartender is going to send you my unpaid tab.) #weddings
I am so confused by Melissa Johnson and Timothy Lagasse. Seriously , they couldn't have had this shit a week earlier? The rest was so meh , there was someone I was going to comment on by forgot and they must not be that interesting #weddings
In my candy coma, I clicked through the links to the Saturday *evening* wedding couple (Frankels) and discovered that the bride's parents are from "Chevy Chase, Md." I would frame the reply card, if I had one. #weddings
It looks like matching glasses couple is also collecting matching unemployment checks- both worked "until last month." Yikes, that's a hard way to start a marriage. Best of luck to them! #weddings
Should be -1 for University of Adelaide. That's like one step away from the Geraldo Rivera Correspondence School of Journalism. A step down. There are good universities in Australia, but that isn't one.
@Phyllis Nefler: Well, Baylor is a good school (and the only private in the Big Twelve), though I don't know about the law school officially--but a Yalie going down to Baylor and then getting married by an Episcopalean priest? That is novel. #weddings
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