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    How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?

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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    06:57 AM

    In reply to How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
    We need to stem this tide of pot humor or else this country will go to seed.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/28/09

    In reply to How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
    As long as I'm gonna see orange spiders and am allowed to make up crazy songs about robots on the fly, this sounds awesome.

    [Insert "wait. wut?" here.]
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/28/09

    In reply to How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
    This thread is making me hungry
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/28/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I'm glad I have a bag of Sabritones on hand.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/28/09

    @pureblarney: Oooooh, I just googled that. Want.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    01:48 AM

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: They are indeed delicious. If I weren't an atheist, I'd probably be telling people they were God's gift to snack food.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    02:29 AM

    @pureblarney: I've always thought atheists were closer to fundamentalists than either would care to consider -- so certain in their certainty. List me as agnostic -- did aliens plant a terrarium? -- and pass the chips
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    03:26 AM

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Oh lord, please don't bring that into it... I was just making a lol.

    I call myself an atheist only because I don't believe in any religious definition of an Earth-only god. I think a lot of atheists are very arrogant... But I think we're really only human, and by that fact that we're very inclined to trust mythology and imagination. I'm not sure what happened at the Big Bang, but I wouldn't rule out something that's so big that we wouldn't possibly be able to understand it... which might encompass something godlike, but I think it's self-limiting to try and think of it that way. I guess I'm more of an atheist-agnostic hybrid, but in general, I think religion is beautiful and important as a tool and as a mythology, and all the cosmological history I ever read makes me so excited and so overwhelmed. Anyways, here's the chips, and pass me a beer.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10:41 AM

    @pureblarney: Cheers.
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/28/09

    In reply to How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
    Medical marijuana is a budding field that resinates with many. Once you hash out the legalities and get your rolling papers in order, you can make a kushy living.
    Pot puns? You can say weed rather not, but we've got a sensimilla of them.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: HAHAHAHAHA "resinates".
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: There we go. *snap, snap, snap*
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    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: Is your profile pic Paul Lynde? Because I am imagining those puns in his voice, and it is cracking me up.
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    Glib and Bitchy promoted this comment Edited by shadesofmediocrity at 11/28/09 4:32 PM shadesofmediocrity was starred shadesofmediocrity was unstarred
    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/28/09

    @Foster Kamer: Like they said on Romper Room: You can be a doobie or a don't be. In the Obama era, I say: Yes We Cannibis.
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    Edited by Glib and Bitchy at 11/28/09 4:37 PM Glib and Bitchy was starred Glib and Bitchy was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: I hope I'm not just the tokin' female in this discussion, even though women do know better how to provide a little THC. Can't we all be buds?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: I feel Humboldt to read such wit. Am stirred,damn.
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/28/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: The one and only.
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/28/09

    @Baroness: You're not just blowing smoke, now, are you?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: To be blunt, I wouldn't puff up your skirts.
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: @Baroness: I don't get it. WTF are you guys toking about?
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/28/09

    @Baroness: I knew you wouldn't Bambu-zle an old friend.
    (btw, "Am stirred, damn"? HA! Tijuana try another?)
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/28/09

    @atlasfugged: Just another puff piece in the Times.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: I knew you wouldn't Bambu-zle an old friend.

    For twenty years now!
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/28/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: Well, you've certainly planted a seed on how I can get into a higher tax bracket.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/28/09

    In reply to How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
    Everytime I think of The Times and pot I can't help but consider the possibility of making a bong out of R.W. Apple.
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    Image of HaysiFantayzee HaysiFantayzee
    11/28/09

    @Airvault: I won't say anything about Jennifer 8-ball Lee.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/28/09

    In reply to How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
    Ew, Michigan State.
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    Image of JohntheCraptist JohntheCraptist
    11/28/09

    @Matt Cherette: Hey! I went there--class of '01!--and it's a wonderful institution with a proud tradition of academic rigor and intellectual--oh who am I kidding. Abort mission.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/28/09

    @JohntheCraptist: I went to Michigan, so I have to hate State by default. Although, even if I hadn't, I probably still would.
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    Image of JohntheCraptist JohntheCraptist
    12:33 AM

    @Matt Cherette: Same for me with Michigan. The fact that I went to State because I got wait-listed by Michigan is immaterial.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11/28/09

    In reply to How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
    The video should have been labeled "Higher Learning" DUH!

    Speaking of Hogwarts, you don't think Nevil Longbottom has the word "bong" in his name for nothing, do you? Horticulture ftw.
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    Image of leniribbons leniribbons
    11/28/09

    @Helio: I know of bongs named Lily POTter, Penelope Clearwater (cause bong water is anything but clear), Helga HufflePUFF.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11/28/09

    @leniribbons: i need the Helga HufflPUFF now!
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cops Get Nasty Pot Drink Off the Streets
    Wow, Hamilton. Your use of the word "pot" in that headline is kinda nerdy.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cops Get Nasty Pot Drink Off the Streets
    "Here, drink this."
    "Absolutely not! Ew, just look it. Disgusting!"
    "It'll get you real high."
    "I got five on it." #weed
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cops Get Nasty Pot Drink Off the Streets
    This drunk boat captain in Belize gave me something similar that he had made. It looked like someone had weeded their garden, thrown the detritus in a bottle and then peed on it. He claimed it was "good for the wood" as he kept displaying a rigid forearm, while telling me how many kids he had sired. I don't think moonshine and weed is really going to give Viagra a run for its money, but he would argue. #weed
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    Image of blix blix
    11/12/09

    @SpicyMeatball: The moonshine and weed drink is for the woman. She'd need it. #weed
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/12/09

    @SpicyMeatball:

    Now *that*'s a spicy meat-a-ball. #weed
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cops Get Nasty Pot Drink Off the Streets
    This is kind of like that time i Tiajuana where that guy pissed in my mouth and made me pay for it.

    Oh, shit. Wrong blog. #weed
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    Image of atlasspanked atlasspanked
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cops Get Nasty Pot Drink Off the Streets
    And since THC is fat soluble, not water or alcohol soluble, this wouldn't even work, aside from getting you drunk. The more you know...the smarter you are relative to the average cop. #weed
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/12/09

    @atlasspanked: It sounds to me like you're suggesting a THC bacon fat spread.

    Or maybe I just dreamed that that's what you're suggesting.

    Either way: do this now. #weed
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    Image of Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS
    11/12/09

    @atlasspanked: THC is most certainly alcohol soluble. #weed
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    11/12/09

    @atlasspanked: Well, you can use the THC resin oil to make honey which can be used to sweeten said beverage, etc.... oh heck, what am I talking about. #weed
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    Image of Orgasmic-Chemist Orgasmic-Chemist
    11/12/09

    @atlasspanked: As the resident chemist, I will tell you that THC is very soluble in alcohol. Its how you make hash, otherwise, your hash would be all oily. This guy was just selling "resin tinctures." Personally I'm surprised this didn't go into the "how we live today" segment, resorting to bong water. #weed
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    Image of The Recession Is Over The Recession Is Over
    11/12/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Pot-Baconaise? I think I just came. #weed
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    Image of tonilost tonilost
    11/12/09

    @Orgasmic-Chemist: 180 proof grain alcohol has it's own psychedelic effect, weed is just a lil bonus. I used to make pot tea from the twigs and seeds left after cleaning lbs, it was like liquid valium and a treat for friends on a hot summer day (I was the Martha Stewart of Dookie). This was way back when btw so no need to break down any doors. #weed
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/12/09

    @Orgasmic-Chemist:

    ehow.com #weed
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/12/09

    @atlasspanked: Anything fat soluble is also alcohol-soluble. #weed
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cops Get Nasty Pot Drink Off the Streets
    Having flashbacks of making stem vodka in college.. #weed
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11/05/09

    In reply to EZ Cheez and Crackers Would Give You Equal Pleasure
    See, weed? Seaweed! #weed
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    Image of zombies.like.lattés.too zombies.like.lattés.too
    11/05/09

    In reply to EZ Cheez and Crackers Would Give You Equal Pleasure
    I would think people who actually smoke cannabis would be great hires in the "marketing to marijuana users" department. the texture of sushi would totally turn me off if i had a buzz going.

    crunchy items are best. raw fish, not so much. #weed
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    11/05/09

    @zombies.like.lattés.too: I love sushi and I love weed, but sushi is pretty much the only thing that I won't eat when I'm high. The texture totally grosses me out. #weed
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    11/05/09

    @zombies.like.lattés.too: But what about tempura batter?!?!

    I have never disagreed with you two more. #weed
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    11/05/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: Haha, okay Tempura is acceptable because it's fried. Mmm, fried. #weed
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