The Best Gifts for the Stoner in Your Life Who Refuses to Grow Up

Stoners, though an affable bunch, have regrettable taste in just about everything. It's a trope as old as thyme rolled in cigarette paper and sold as a joint, and it's true: the outside world only knows about drug rugs, mushroom posters, and the Disco Biscuits because poor weed-smoking saps actually buy into those…
There's a Good Chance Dave Chappelle Once Bought Weed From Idris Elba
For the first time in years, Dave Chappelle gave a sit-down interview. The veteran comedian spoke to GQ's Mark Anthony Green about leaving the limelight, fame, and happiness. "I have all these weird fantasies," he says. "Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no…
This Poor Guy Could Not Have Picked a Better Shirt to Get Arrested In
A 20-year-old man was arrested by Lee County, Fla., deputies Tuesday on possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana—a typical occurrence and a useless waste of police time that would normally not be newsworthy, except for the t-shirt he was wearing when he was booked.
A new report from an investment firm estimates that legal marijuana sales in the U.S. should reach $21 billion-$35 billion a year by 2020. Meanwhile, the U.S. alcohol industry already has almost $200 billion in annual sales. Get your fucking shit together, weed heads.
Guy Accidentally Texts His Probation Officer "You Have Some Weed?"
If you were to get high and make a list of people who, hypothetically, you would not want to text with a request for weed, "probation officer" would probably be near the top. Right up there with Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks and former president George H.W. Bush.
Cop Cannot Imagine Frisbee Golf Without Weed
Finishing up a routine stop of a driver who didn't have his headlights on, an Ankeny, Iowa, police officer suddenly realized who he'd just pulled over. One of them. Yes, a disc golfer. That's okay, though: Officer Aaron knew the job could be dangerous when he took it, and he was ready to get serious.
First Shipment of Weed-Laced Sodas Explodes off the Shelves
A marijuana-laced soda sold legally in Washington State has turned out to be extremely dangerous. Not because of the totally reasonable 10mg of THC in each bottle, but because the sodas have been randomly exploding on store shelves.
U.S. Cops Trick Alleged Penis-Severing Torturer Into Czech Arrest
In the apparent conclusion to a crazy story, Hossein Nayeri will be arraigned in Orange Country this week for his alleged involvement in a plot to kidnap, torture, and steal from a marijuana dispensary owner, who survived having his penis cut off.
Woman Gets Shafted by Pot Dealer, Calls 911 to Report Him
A 19-year-old Virginia woman was arrested on Sunday after calling police to report that she'd been held at gunpoint by a dealer from whom she was intending to buy drugs. After investigating her allegations, detectives discovered the woman gave money to the dealer but was given no weed in return.
Medical Examiner Suggests Weed Could Have Made Michael Brown Act "Crazy"
Dr. Michael Baden, a respected medical examiner and author of the private Michael Brown autopsy report, appeared on Fox News Monday night to speculate on whether marijuana could have made Brown "do things to a police officer that normally he would not have done." (Hint—no.)
Who Cares Whether or Not Michael Brown Smoked Weed?
An autopsy on Michael Brown's body conducted by the St. Louis County medical examiner's office found that the slain teen had marijuana in his system at the time of his death, the Washington Post reports.
Miley Cyrus Honors Dead Dog With Mammoth Light-Up Bong
Miley Cyrus has been in mourning for her dog, Floyd, ever since he passed away back in April. She's built shrines to him, she's gotten Floyd tattoos with her fans, and now her ultimate tribute has nearly been realized. It's a light-up bong the size of a sixth grader, just like Floyd undoubtedly would have wanted.
The seemingly endless New York Times op-ed series advocating legal weed was "a big boon for traffic," drawing almost two million unique readers. Imagine how much traffic is to be had by taking this argument to its logical conclusion, newspaper hand-wringers!
The New York Times Says It's High Time We Legalize Weed
The New York Times unveiled in the Sunday Review today the first editorial in a series emphatically encouraging the legalization of marijuana in America.
Snoop Dogg Got High as Fuck at the White House
On the newest installment of Snoop Dogg's internet talk show, CGN, the rapper/weed icon claims to Jimmy Kimmel that he smoked weed at the White House. He clarifies that it was "in the bathroom...in the bathroom, not in the White House, but in the bathroom." (Note, he is smoking weed as he says this.)
Sheriff: These Are the Stoners Who Stole Froot Loops From a School
According to the Hernando County (Fla.) Sheriff's Office, 18-year-old Logan Brown (left, trying not to laugh) and 20-year-old Christopher Ramos smoked some weed last week and "decided to go on an adventure."
President Obama Is Too Good for Free Pot Now
President Obama is visiting Colorado today, where recreational pot is legal. At a Denver bar, a nice guy asked if he "wanted to hit this," and Obama just laughed. Times have changed.
Narc Child Rats Out Parents for Smoking Weed
A nine-year-old girl in Barnesville, Minn. went to police after she began speculating that the weed her parents were allegedly smoking and selling was making her and her dogs sick. The girl reportedly walked directly into a police station to reveal the details.
