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The Week We Were The Fish Slime and the Dirt Under the Fingernails
Very few famous people died this week! (Though, to be fair, a couple of them still did.) So we passed the time worrying about other things. More » -
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The Week of 7,821 Weeks to Go
This week, a bad man went to jail, and many other bad men did not go to jail, no matter how much we wanted them to. More » -
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The Week Everyone Died
This week is kind of exhausting to think about! So much happened, and so little of it was good. More » -
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The Week a Real Housewife Threw a Table at Iran
Oh, what a week. Let's take a look at what happened. More » -
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The Week We Got New Bubbies
This was a bad week to be a journalist, or outside, or looking at a TV, or awake. More » -
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The Week We Headbutted McG
Between the senseless death and nonstop racism, was this week a fun one or what? Also it's raining! Whee! More » -
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The Week We Supermanned That Socialism
This week we all just couldn't stop hugging each other, all the time. Our parents were shocked! Sorry, old man! This generation hugs! More » -
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The Week We Climbed the Mountain of Hurricanes to Give Our Dreams a Hand
So much happened this week. Let's pause to reflect before you get blitzed on your summer drink of choice. More » -
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The Week We Climbed Into the Television
There are so many fun, crazy, shouting people on TV. We should talk about them more often. More » -
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The Week We Enjoyed a Fancy Burger
This week there was murder, and mustard, and abstinence, and autism, and then Oprah sparked the great fried chicken riots. More » -
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The Week A Scary Thing Happened
Happy May Day! Have you marched in solidarity with any workers today? No? Well, it was raining. We forgive you. More » -
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The Week of Biblical Correctness
Boy. It is going to be a really nice weekend, right? For a couple minutes until it's GROSS and HUMID as usual anyway. Hey, what happened this week? More » -
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The Week Of Hot Dogs in America's Sweetheart's Hallway
HIPSTER GRIFTER! HIPSTER GRIFTER! HIPSTER GRIFTER! More » -
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The Week We Advanced Traditional Marriage
Everything was just really gay this week, right? More » -
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The Week the Housewives Got Desperater
Some sad things happened to Real Housewives of New York City stars, a good thing happened in Iowa, everyone remotely involved with Fox News continues to suck, and we all got fired. More » -
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The Freedom Week
This week, the press/Obama honeymoon ended, so the press filed for divorce. Next week: hot divorce sex! More » -
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The Week We Traveled in Pairs and Parked in Well-Lit Areas
This week our president insulted a bunch of retards. (Get over it, America!) And, you know, some other stuff happened. More » -
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The Week of Sad Money
This week an occasionally serious comedian feuded with the goofiest and honestly least worst mascot of a shitty financial network and it was HUGE NEWS. More » -
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The Week Nerds Went to a Movie
This week, Jimmy Fallon made it onto TV again, somehow. More » -
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The Week A Bald Tool Destroyed America's Dreams
So the media, financial, and entertainment industries continued to melt down this week! So no one has any work! So your monkey tried to kill a woman! Get over it, America! More » -
the clip show
People Are Strange
Defamer's Week In Review: Paradise was lost, gained, auctioned and recycled in front of our very eyes. Reflect with us after the jump, and we'll see you back here Sunday night for our Oscar liveblog! More » -
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The Week We Were All Chimps
This week everyone behaved foolishly and brashly and rashly. Like common dirty apes. More » -
the clip show
Is This Love?
Defamer's Week In Review: Sweethearts were lost, found, exploited and uncorked. Reminisce with us after the jump, and enjoy your Valentine's Day weekend! More » -
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The Week That Involved Policy and Things
Upon reflection, this week was sorta dark, right? Well besides the Joaquin Phoenix thing. More » -
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That's What Friends Are For
Defamer's Week in Review: Christian soldiered onward, Bikini Girl strode outward, Jude posed dragward, and Miley mugged slantward. Remember the good times after the jump, and have a great weekend! More » -
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The Week Michael Phelps Smoked America's Innocence
Ok, let's start with the recession, then move on to Michael Phelps. More » -
the clip show
The Greatest Love Of All
Defamer's Week in Review: We learned the true meaning of friends, family and being fine with ourselves. Share our lessons after the jump, and have a great weekend! More » -
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The Week Your Mother Didn't Work
The good news: you can finally see where the Vice President lives! The bad news: John Updike is dead. :(- So. Let's meet the new bosses. They're so pretty!
- This week in "really annoying people": Famous internet lady Hillary Roland, who is having a fantastic time on Necker Island! Those people who buy their kids internships! M.I.A.! And everyone at Davos! Oh, and who can forget this week's winners of the "people who should really probably flee the country when the revolution comes" award, the DABA girls.
- The media died, this week, again, like it does every week. All because you didn't do your damn dishes. Please do the dishes and then email at least five editors about it.
- This week in Scientology: it turned Katie Holmes yellow, just like it did to this famous child actor.
- Our feud with Martha Stewart is heating up! We're going to go to her offices and write her notes in blue ink.
- Something tragic and macabre happened in Detroit. Oh, and American Apparel is bankrupt. And Padma dressed up like a Miller Lite Girl!
- Some guy did a bunch of coke and drank and bunch of beer and updated his Facebook and then he killed some guy, so basically be careful out there this weekend, guys.
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The Week Wings Took Dream
It was a week of sex, of scandal, of stepping down and stepping up. A week of drinking, a week of not sleeping. And a week, most of all, of changing. More » -
the clip show
Wish You Were Here!
Defamer's Week in Review: Legends were made, secrets were bared, swimsuits were breached, and heroes were lost. Remember them all after the jump. More » -
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The Week We Survived a Double Bird Strike
This week: Hudson Hero! And some other stuff! More » -
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Oh The Places You'll Go
Defamer's Week in Review: Dakota made new friends, Barbara made new enemies, we made 10 critics stars, and someone simply... made. Remember the magic after the jump! More » -
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The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
This week: death, gratuitous Australia-bashing, alcohol, and television. More » -
the clip show
Artie Lange Syne
Defamer's Week in Review: Artie was enshrined, Tara rehabbed, shots were fired, 2008 ended, and much more — after the jump. Have a great weekend! More » -
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The Week You Can't Figure Out Why You Went to Work
The last week of 2008 was a week of mystery and intrigue! More » -
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The Spirit of Giving
Defamer's Week in Review: We gave, WALL-E healed, Robert Pattinson chopped, and Zac Efron's fruity balls saved Christmas. Reminisce with us after the jump, and have a great weekend! More » -
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The Week We Got Thee Behind Us, Santa
Even Christmas was a disappointment this year. Can we move on to 2009 already? This week, it was the holi-daze! More » -
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Deck the Halls
Defamer's Week in Review: Nicole's didgeridoo, Delgo's implosion, Scarlett's snot, and Scott's balls. They can all be yours once more — after the jump. -
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The Week Our Shopping Didn't Get Done
This week people embarrassed themselves on TV, ate poison sushi, stopped drinking, and ignored all their gay friends. More » -
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The Week We Paid to Play
- This week started great and just kept getting better! First, Tribune Company went bankrupt, which Sam Zell insisted was not a big deal. But all the ladies were too drunk to notice or care!





































