Guys Go Bar-Hopping with Friend's Corpse, Criminal Charges Ensue

A pair of Coloradans have been charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft, and criminal impersonation for loading their dead friend's body into the backseat of their car, then using his ATM card to finance a night of bar- and strip-club-hopping. The cause of death has not yet been determined.
If Tim Burton Directed Weekend at Bernie's
Well, to state the obvious, it would be like Weekend at Bernie's on a handful of mushrooms. This could (and should) be the new career direction for Tim Burton. Instead of remaking already trippy movies, trippify stupid 80's comedies!
