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    Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Dial #mymymybutt — that’s pound my my my butt. #infomercials
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Exactly. How does one explain not having some of this in their pockets? So what? Your ass is just out all day, without spray, coming in close contact with other people's asses, leaving ass marks on chairs, in your clothes, on subway seats, maybe on someone's bed sheets (if you're lucky, eh)...and no spray? How will you ever function with someone knowing that you indeed have an ass, and that your ass does exactly what their ass does in the privacy of its own assness? Some things are only for the imagining. And having an ass is certainly one of those things. Ridiculous. #infomercials
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I added the +my my my butt" as an after thought. That's what we're really paid to do...."

    He should be a magazine editor. #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Reading this post brings to mind the classic Patsy Cline song "Don't It Make My Brown-Eye Blue." #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Crystal Gayle... Patsy Cline sang "I Fall To Pieces (of Shit)" #infomercials
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment ejcsanfran was starred ejcsanfran was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Classics both. Thanks for the heads-up. (FYI, I had this reckless impulse to make another rectal reference, but someone has to dive on the grenade of bad taste that this string has become...) #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Isn't having too many rectal references like being too rich or too thin..? #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Are you speaking empirically? Oddly enough, that's a rhetorical question. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I was handing the guy a tool and positioned myself so that I would have to cross his hind-quarters..."

    Six weeks after ordering, I received something VERY different in the mail. #infomercials
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: it's comedy that writes itself, really. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: Yeah, man, sometimes they just put it on a tee, don't they. #infomercials
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    (the green stuff was added in post...of course.)

    So green fumes don't come out of people's butts? I don't know what to believe anymore. #infomercials
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    I'm now using Aspray, Sphincterine and Fresh Balls. Got it all covered. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @depardoo: Don't forget the TaintWick! #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Taint something he'd likely forget! #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @PrincessKashmir: you never know- it's not exactly the perineal favorite. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: PS: This is the best pun I've ever made. I'm going to buy myself a beer tonight over this one. #infomercials
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Oh, well played, sir. #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Not that my presence means anything to this hallowed ground, but I am so coming back to this site because of this comment. (This is serious, not sarcastic.) I will happily buy you a six-pack. A 12-pack! #infomercials
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    PrincessKashmir was starred PrincessKashmir was unstarred
    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Manly, yes, but I like it too!! #infomercials
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    blix promoted this comment ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/18/09

    @PrincessKashmir: @CumaeanSibyl: Athankyou all!
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    10/16/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    I think the email writer was quite generous to let us all know that Tucker Max can write, for shit. Imagine what this pasty marvel could do if he would only write, for money. #tuckermax
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    Miss Anita Manbadly promoted this comment Miss Anita Manbadly was starred Miss Anita Manbadly was unstarred
    Image of random_play random_play
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    I originally read this as, "Tucker Max Could Have Defecated Obama". Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?? #tuckermax
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Am I getting this right, he doesn't like Obama and blames hippie kids for him being in office? And hippie kids let 9/11 happen? Damn dude, why are YOU so angry? #tuckermax
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    Image of beefer beefer
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Hey, thanks Future Assistant Brand Manager at America's #4 Paint Company! Without your hilarious email, I would never have read the original piece, which is awesome. Who would have thought I'd suddenly root for that shitheel who brought plum wine to the party, rolled his own cigarettes and went on about Brion Gysin all the goddamn time. As for who's responsible for a campus culture where "LSATs for Dummies" is the new "Ulysses," I don't know...let's say: Helicopter Moms, "The Hills," Allan Greenspan, Peggy Noonan, College Humor and the Jimmy Buffet Margarita Maker. Oh, and the Counting Crows. Fuck them. #tuckermax
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    i'm a bottle promoted this comment beefer was starred beefer was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    10/15/09

    @beefer: The "shitheel who brought plum wine to the party, rolled his own cigarettes and went on about Brion Gysin all the goddamn time." Stunning. #tuckermax
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    Image of Raoul Duke Raoul Duke
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    9/11 was the hippies fault #tuckermax
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    bluebears promoted this comment Raoul Duke was starred Raoul Duke was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/15/09

    @Raoul Duke: Get a fucking haircut Bin Laden! #tuckermax
     Reply
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Tucker Max: Lame You Can Believe In #tuckermax
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    i'm a bottle promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    Hmm. I think I’ll wait for a response Sent via iPhone before I make my final judgment call on this issue. #tuckermax
     Reply
    iplaudius was starred iplaudius was unstarred
    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    10/15/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
    When someone can write for shit, you can shit on them. THAT's what's so great about America. #tuckermax
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    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was starred braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was unstarred
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