Shut the Fuck Up About Rob Kardashian's Weight Gain

Yesterday, TMZ posted pictures of Rob Kardashian looking bigger than ever at LAX, en route to his sister Kim's wedding. This quickly became a trending topic on Twitter, where the discussion went something like: "lol fat" times infinity.
CVS to Penalize Workers $600 for Not Revealing Their Weight
In an effort better manage its healthcare costs, the pharmacy brand CVS Caremark is now asking all employees who use company health insurance to have doctors assess their weight and body fat, among other things, measurements that will then be turned over to CVS' insurer. The company is calling the assessment, which…
According to 1912, the 'Perfect Woman' Is From Brooklyn, Weighs 171 Pounds, and Aspires to Be a Dirt Farmer
On December 21, 1912, the New York Times published a profile of "The Perfect Girl": a size 14 wannabe-vegetable farmer who loved beefsteak and, by her own admission, literally did not know what fear was:
There Will Be Way More of America to Love in 2030
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a projection earlier this week warning that 42% of Americans may be obese by 2030, USA Today reports.
Good News: BMI Measurements Are Whack. Bad News: Oh My God, We Are Even Fatter Than We Thought.
A report published yesterday in the Public Library of Science's PLoS One journal (clever) suggests that the body mass index (BMI), the formula commonly used to determine whether an individual is of a healthy weight, may be underestimating obesity in almost 40 percent of cases.
Waitress Who Called Out Jerk Tipper Got the Wrong Guy
Ever since Seattle waitress Victoria Liss Facebook-posted the awful tip she received from one Andrew Meyer—aka "You could stand to loose [sic] a few pounds" Guy—you've probably developed some negative feelings for Mr. Meyer, and possibly for other Andrew Meyers around the world. Andrew Meyers are similar to apples, in…
Meghan McCain to 'Share a True Tale of Facing Bigotry'
Meghan McCain is teaming up with Forest Whitaker and the USA Network to speak at a Newseum symposium called "A More Perfect Union: Stories of Prejudice and Power." Fishbowl DC reports:
Half of Men Would Dump Their Girlfriends for Getting Fat
According to Ask Men's annual Great Male/Female Surveys, half of all straight men say they would dump a girlfriend who got fat. 20 percent of straight women say they'd dump a boyfriend who got fat.
Harvard Experts Suggest Rounding Up All Fat Kids and Putting Them in Foster Care
A new study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association proposes taking obese children away from their parents until their weight can be brought under control.
Comment of the Day: A Personal Trainer Won't Make You Skinny
Today we looked at a dumb way to pick a personal trainer, an important issue here in the United States of Blubmerica. What do us Blubmericans need to do to look good? Well, stop relying on personal trainers, suggests one commenter.
Skinny Model Bends Over, Shocks World with Her Skinniness
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Candice Swanepoel went to a Victoria's Secret event yesterday and made the fatal mistake of bending over. Now the blogosphere is "shocked" that she is "scarily, skeletally, stick-thin!" But is she any thinner than the size she has been rewarded for being, for years?
Rush Limbaugh Calls Michelle Obama Fat
Is "Michelle Obama is Fat" a thing now? Because conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh spent part of his Monday show strongly implying that the first lady is, like, portly (you can listen by clicking below)—
Stay Thin by Imagining Yourself Eating Stuff
You know how when you're on a diet, you're not supposed to think about food? A new study indicates that imagining yourself eating a specific food means you'll eat less of that food in real life. So start imagining.
Meet the Animal With the Largest Balls of Any Species (Proportionally)
The age-old question "Which animal has the biggest testicles?" finally has an answer: Platycleis affinis, the tuberous bush cricket, officially has the largest balls in relation to its body mass of any species—at 14 percent of body weight.
