Anthony Weiner Is Still a Congressman for Several Hours

Rep. Anthony Weiner — the one with the penis — finally got around to turning in his resignation letter today, but he'll still be a congressman until midnight.
Sarah Palin Isn't Mourning Anthony Weiner's Resignation
Sarah Palin appeared on Fox Business this evening for one of those interviews she's paid by Fox to make, and not surprisingly host Andrew Napolitano quickly asked the former Alaska governor what she thought of "pervert" Anthony Weiner's resignation. Palin's response is above, but needless to say she wasn't above a…
Obama Thinks Weiner Will 'Bounce Back'
President Obama, who earlier in the week said that he would resign if he were then-Congressman Anthony Weiner, was a little bit kinder toward the now-unemployed junk-Tweeter in a new interview. He thinks Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin will "bounce back"!
National Enquirer Takes Credit for Weiner's Resignation
The National Enquirer's take on Anthony Weiner's long-awaited resignation? "Weiner Resigns After Enquirer's Cross-Dressing Photo!" Joining a media clusterfuck with an irrelevant, 25-year-old photograph the day before the scandal comes to an end has its perks, I guess.
Anthony Weiner Is Stepping Down
According to the New York Times, Anthony Weiner has told friends that he's resigning amid increasing pressure from Democrats, and "after having long discussions with his wife," who just returned from a trip to Africa with her boss Hillary Clinton.
Dems Could Start Forcing Weiner Out Tomorrow
As Rep. Anthony Weiner (presumably) gets a stern talking-to from his wife, Democratic leaders are planning to meet tomorrow to discuss the possibility of stripping the congressman of his seat on the Energy and Commerce Committee.
What Are Anthony Weiner and His Wife Talking About Right Now?
Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife and a top aide to Hillary Clinton, just returned home today from a week-long trip to Africa. She drove into her house early this morning and has not left since. Dun Dun DUNNNNNN.
Boehner Calls for Weiner's Resignation as Entire Nation Snickers
House Majority Leader John Boehner is calling for Anthony Weiner's resignation. This does not bode well for Weiner, as even his fellow penisy-named congressmen have left his side!
Anthony Weiner's Rehab Options
Anthony Weiner hasn't really specified what kind of "treatment" he's seeking, and we're a little curious. So we decided to check out what his options are. [Jezebel]
Stephen Colbert Gives Weinergate the Photoshop Treatment
Have you ever wondered what a semi-nude Anthony Weiner would look like in a motorcycle sidecar or as a balloon float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Well, wonder no longer: On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert took the newly leaked pictures of Weiner and Photoshopped the congressman into "every possible…
Anthony Weiner's Manscaped Body Makes Jon Stewart Uncomfortable
Even though he expressed a desire last week to move on from the Anthony Weiner scandal, yesterday's release of another set of salacious pictures of the congressman forced Jon Stewart to take up Weinergate once again on tonight's Daily Show. So, what did Stewart think of Weiner's meticulously manscaped body? As he…
Anthony Weiner Is a Muslim Now
According to a writer for the "Communities" section of the Washington Times, which apparently lets any old patriotic American sign up and start writin' against Sharia, Anthony Weiner is a Muslim. Of course he is!
New Sexy Weiner Shots Taken in Congressional Gym
Rep. Anthony Weiner (D - N.Y.) has bundled himself off to a "treatment center," where he will soon be cured of his allergy to not sending pictures of his cock to everyone he knows. But we shall not want for new Weiner shots! TMZ has the newest bunch, most of them taken at a gym—including one particularly revealing…
