The Online Dermatology Journal has a fascinating paper concerning "Pseudomamma on the foot," which is to say "An unusual presentation of supernumerary breast tissue," which is to say: This woman grew a goddamn nipple on the bottom of her foot. There it is! You can see it for yourself! A foot-nipple!
Misha Glouberman is from Canada. He went to Harvard. At his 15-year reunion, he hosted an event called "Harvard Alumni Who Feel Weird About Harvard," then wrote a personal essay about it. Weird Harvard fact: In Canada, nobody cares about Harvard.
George Somogyi and his 17-year-old daughter Rianna "share a biting, sardonic sense of humor of the Monty Python variety." So dad figured he'd take out a $500 joke ad in his daughter's senior yearbook without telling her.
A Savannah, Georgia store owner survived a Sunday morning robbery attempt thanks to the hefty religious medallions he wore around his chest, which proved very useful in deflecting bullets.
Here in the US of A, our summer is packed with boring competition shows like America's Got Talent, in which teenage girls sing Mariah Carey ballads. That's why this clip from the show's much more awesome Greek incarnation—of two guys playing a piano with nothing but their penises—should be required viewing for…
Earlier today, an estimated 125 million people watched Azerbaijan win the 56th Eurovision Song Contest, an Olympic-sized television extravaganza/singing competition across the pond. But don't worry if you missed it, because this so-bad-it's-good performance by the squad from Moldova is the only one worth watching.
Someone sent America's most Muslim-hating congressman, Rep. Peter King (R - N.Y.), a package containing a bloody pig's foot—accompanied by an anti-Semitic note exhorting King to "Kiss my black Muslim ass." Time to find the congressional gift declaration form!
Glassman Dental Care is located in Manhattan and features a husband/wife team (Steven and Debra) of cosmetic dentists. Here's an ad for the practice, set to the Rihanna/Eminem song, "Love the Way You Lie," but changed to "Love Invisalign."
While we feel for the girl in this video (she'd just had her wisdom teeth removed), we can't help but laugh at her reaction to the procedure. One eye inexplicably open? Check! Incoherent babel? Check! Poor—albeit funny—thing.
Huh. New York Times op-ed expounder Frank Rich, who currently possesses a huge chunk of the Sunday opinion page in the world's most influential newspaper—where he's allowed to say whatever he wants—is leaving all that behind to go write for New York magazine, where he "will be an essayist for the magazine, writing…
In another exploitive adventure into the twisted world of those that are Strangely Addicted, we met Josh: a glass-eating comedian. Your skin will crawl with the shivers of one million chalkboards being scratched by one million acrylic nails.
This video is just, like, the epitome of WTF. Where do I begin? First of all, what the hell is that thing screaming in the background? Is it a goose? I don't know. And that fox licking the window? Wat?
Did you know that there's an old VHS called From Cats to Kittens, starring a creepy cat lady named Ann M. Childers? Well, now you do! Here's a re-edit of the footage—of weirdly comprehensive cat facts—by Rich Juzwiak.
Take one horse and buggy, one rope, one pair of skis, and one incredibly eager Amish person, and what do you have? Amish skiing, y'all. Inside, see the most fun this guy's had, well, probably ever. Who needs electricity, anyway!
Meet the Blow-Ups. Just your average couple with an appreciation for the simple life—and also for lying in the fetal position at the bottom of an inflatable rubber ball. Like Mrs. Blow-Up, we think that sounds good, too!
We've seen a basketball get wedged between the rim and backboard, but, like a quarter landing on it's side, we've never seen a basketball land and sit still on a rim. If it's possible, this is the closest we've come.
Japan isn't exactly known for being normal, we know this. But did you ever think you'd see a concert—attended by thousands of screaming fans—that starred an anime-like hologram? Whether you did or not, here it is. Watch inside.
In your Monday edition of, "Old People Doing Weird Things," we have this: a disheveled man staring at the camera before turning and bleating like a goat for a few seconds. Seriously, that's basically what this video contains. Now watch!
Here's a video starring Greer Childers, who is some sort of exercise video lady. Childers wants to teach you her foolproof, age-reducing facial exercise workout—problem is, the technique seems less about exercise and more like a recorded exorcism.
Prince Jefri of Brunei is suing his former business advisors over assets he claims they misappropriated. I know: Who cares? What if I told you that the Prince has life-sized porno statues of himself? Interested now?
