This fake Tiger is not getting love from the ladies. He used to have no problems getting women but since the real Tiger couldn't keep his pants on, fake Tiger's pants haven't come off like they used to!

Back when Patti LaBelle hacked out her gum on The Wendy Williams Show, it seemed like a freak occurrence. Now it appears Wendy Williams' gum will stop at nothing to leap from the mouths of it's celebrity chewers.

Wendy Williams attempted a long-standing Project Runway tradition: imitating Tim Gunn's distinctive voice, a sartorial siren song. Gunning down the gentlemanly guru's hard-earned status in the fashion community, Williams praised the Kardashians' clothes. Shows what she knows....

Patti LaBelle had issues with her chewing gum today: she spit it in her hand, tried to hide it in the couch, then almost threw it on the carpet—all while the cameras were rolling.

Benson and Stabler and Griffin, hell yes! Kathy Griffin appeared on The Wendy Williams Show to plug her upcoming appearance on Law and Order: SVU. She spills that the episode will have her making out with Mariska Hargitay!

How you doin'? Well, if you're Wendy Williams' child probably not so good. Why? Because you were bad, got spanked, then had all the joy in your life taken away from you. Don't believe me? Then watch this.

Iris defies the Q&A format of the Ask Wendy segment and declares that she doesn't feel like having sex. Wendy's suggestions include euphemisms for "just let him stick it in you" and checking hormone levels.

Today on The Wendy Williams Show, our favorite be-wigged hostess decided it was high-time to confess her love of the fanny pack, proving once and for all that—yes, fashionistas—this trend is officially dead.

Joan Rivers stopped The Wendy Williams Show and the two discussed the obvious topic of the day: Heidi Montag's recent plastic surgery. Big surprise, Joan is more than cool with it.

It's official, Wendy Williams is the Martha Stewart of all things weave. When an audience member admits to being unsatisfied by the size of her poof, Wendy does not hesitate to offer a solution: black dress socks of course!

Meet Wendy Williams' wig stand, Shakeitha. She's a 23 year old Uptown girl, "cute as all get out," and vacationing at Wendy's place in New Jersey this weekend. Sounds like Shakeitha and Wendy are pretty close. Perhaps too close.

Listen to the jealousy in Wendy's voice as she mentions her wig stand's "boyfriends."

It was show and tell today when Wendy demonstrated her own invention: pool hats! So next time, don't worry about your wig while poolside— just keep 'em off and slap on this trashy hat with hair extensions sewn in!

On tonight's episode of The Soup, we got a preview of the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and learned about Khloe's true feelings for Scott Disick, the father of sister Kourtney's unborn child. Also, again: Wendy Williams!

Snooki is taking a different route than most to achieve fame. Go on MTV reality show, drink 'til you puke, get punched in the face, look like a midget next to Wendy Williams, capture America's heart. Well done, Snickers.

What's better than mocking Tiger Woods? Watching The Soup mock the reporters obsessed with the random, salacious details of the story! After the jump, watch what we think was the funniest part of tonight's episode. Also, a bonus: WENDY. WILLIAMS.