In a bid to cut labor costs, Wendy’s plans to make “self-service ordering kiosks” available to all of its franchises this year. The process of robots taking our jobs has begun. Where is our universal basic income?
God to Wendy's: "Fuck Wendy's"

What did this Gainesville-area Wendy’s do to piss off God? Don’t know, but it must have been pretty bad, judging by the unmistakable “fuck you” our benevolent creator sent the restaurant this Sunday.
This Is What Boyz II Men Has Been Reduced To
Boyz II Men: one of the most beloved R&B groups of our youth, whose songs provided the soundtrack to the vast majority of the slow dances, graduations, and funerals of the 1990s. What are those guys up to now?
Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Hamburger
On a scale of 1 to Taylor Chapman, this gentleman barking at Wendy's employees through the drive-thru window because they accidentally put cheese on his hamburger is a solid Scott Biumi.
Wendy's "Value Menu" is no longer all 99 cents. Well, back to eating dirt.
Looking for the Revolution Outside a Wendy's in Brooklyn
By 11:30 this morning, several dozen people wrapped in winter coats and wielding hand-drawn posters had assembled on the corner in front of the Wendy's on the Fulton Mall in downtown Brooklyn, across from the Modell's and the Bank of America, with the purpose of addressing that most fascinating question in labor…
Who’s This Hot Slut in the New Wendy’s Logo?
Wendy's, the restaurant where dreams come true if, in your dreams, burgers are square, has just released an image of its new logo, the first update to the chain's design in almost thirty years.
Wendy's Employee Busted for Selling Child Porn to Drive-Thru Customers
A San Antonio man was sentenced to just under 22 years in prison for selling child porn to customers at the Wendy's where he worked.
Wendy’s Overthrows Burger King; Rivers Run Red with the Blood of Burger Nobles
Wendy's ended Burger King's 40-year reign as America's number two-selling hamburger chain in 2011, CNNMoney reports.
Wendy's Denies Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Its Food
Does Wendy's use aborted human fetuses in its food? When we conducted our groundbreaking investigation into the issue last week, we were forced to put the fast food company in the "possibly contains fetuses" category when our queries didn't receive a response. But now our our noble and relentless quest for the truth…
Hippie Fries Make Mockery of America's Economic Recovery
The good news: Americans are starting to eat out at fast food restaurants again, celebrating our nascent economic recovery with fried flash-frozen potatoes. The bad news: one fast food giant is "rethinking" its french fries—imperiling American fry nostalgia.
Robber Calls Wendy's to Complain About Cash Amount
A ski-masked Georgia man, after robbing a Wendy's at gunpoint yesterday, called the restaurant twice to complain about the weak amount of cash he got from the register: "Next time there better be more than $586." [AJC]