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Pop Star Suddenly Realizes She Has The Ability To Will Her Deepest Desires Into Existence

Richard — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:46:00 EST

[That's ol' Britney Spears performing on TV this morning; image via WENN]

Cop and Doblers

Richard — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:42:00 EST

[Didn't Lloyd wear sunglasses in that one scene in the car? Oh well. That's Ashley Olsen, one half of the Bobsey Twins, leaving Hermes in LA yesterday; image via WENN]

"My Penpal Made These."

Richard — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:57:00 EST

[Michelle Trachtenberg and Taylor Momsen from "Gossip Girl" holding shoes; image via WENN]

Patch Madams

Richard — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:54:00 EST

[Whitney Port of "The Hills" in Los Angeles; image via WENN]

Pithmaster's new line beats the original, Gretel Emerges After Years Lost In The Woods, To Much Media Frenzy

Publicity Hounds Dog Canine Event

Richard — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:04:00 EDT

[Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan, mother and sister to actress Lindsay respectively, at a charity event in New York on Sunday; image via WENN]

bringmemyTofu's new line beats the original, The True Spirit Of Halloween.

Shit Parade

Richard — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:03:00 EDT

[Laurens Conrad and Bosworth, of "The Hills," in Los Angeles last night; image via WENN]

Early Photos Of Dumbledore Reveal That, Yes, OK, Fine. Yeah. He Was Gay.

Richard — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:13:00 EDT

[First season "Project Runway" contestant Austin Scarlett at the MET opening gala last night; image via WENN]

"And This Is How Douglas Quaid Saves All The People On Mars!"

Richard — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:11:00 EDT

[Stylist of some sort Rachel Zoe at the Fashion Week Marc Jacobs show last night; image via WENN]

vaquero's new line beats the original, "No, Please. I Didn't Show Up to The Press Line Full of Photographers At This Major Event To Have My PIcture Taken. Please."

Embarrassing Wardrobe Malfunction Leaves Lydia Hearst's Nipples Unexposed

Richard — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:02:00 EDT

[Heiress and socialite Lydia Hearst (Shaw) at New York Fashion Week's Calvin Klein 40th anniversary party last night; image via WENN]

MisterHippity's new line beats the original, Ghost of Hairdos Past Stalks Fashion Week.

"Did I Enjoy the Olympic Village? Let's Just Say I Float When I Butterfly, But It Stings When I Pee."

Richard — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:17:00 EDT

[Moderately successful Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps on CBS' The Early Show this morning; image via WENN]

SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, "Medically Speaking, I Shouldn't Use My Crotch For Six Weeks. That's What the Olympic Village Doctor Told Me On My Last Day There."

Disoriented, Pajama-Clad Woman Stretches for a Jog

Richard — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:02:00 EDT

[Mary-Kate Olsen leaving a Radiohead concert in LA last night; image via WENN]

Kaleidoscope Explosion Claims Two

Richard — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:40:00 EDT

[Actresses filming the new "90210" redux in Los Angeles today; image via WENN]

Gawker Obtains Exclusive Rights to First Photos of Clay Aiken's Baby

Richard — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:44:00 EDT

[Liza Minnelli (who needs no further clarification) performing at Coney Island last night; image via WENN. Oh, and yes. Clay Aiken had a baby today.]

Flighty Whitey From "Spidey" Rocks Nightie

Richard — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:49:00 EDT

[Actress Kirsten Dunst at something called Jelly NYC at the McCarren park pool yesterday, current object of my bizarre fascination, MGMT, played; image via WENN]

TedSez's new line beats the original, Actress Will Show You What the Headband Matches Later.

"What Ruler?"

Richard — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT

[Last season's "Project Runway" victor Christian Siriano at a gallery opening last night; image via WENN]

With Lead Smock Still On, German Woman Examines Her Own X-Ray

Richard — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:27:00 EDT

[The impossibly gorgeous Heidi Klum outside the Today Show this morning; image via WENN]

Gold, Frankenpants and Merkin

Richard — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:03:00 EDT

[Broadway actors Vincent De Paul, Matthew Morrison, and Nick Adams at the Broadway Bares charity event over the weekend; image via WENN]

miasma-protege's new line beats the original, Theatre Actors Practice Their Craft.

"Oop! Thanks For the Offer, M'am. But That, Uh, That Sounds Kinda Gross!"

Richard — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:35:00 EDT

["Gossip Girl" actor Chace Crawford at a Canadian awards show last night; image via WENN]

Devil In a Hued Dress

Richard — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:22:00 EDT

["Real Housewife" of New York City Alex McCord at a charity for water event in New York last night; image via WENN]

"...To The Flag! Flag! I Totally Meant Flag, Perez."

Richard — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:24:00 EDT

[Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton and friend in LA yesterday; image via WENN]

New York City Urged to Ban Plastic Bags

Richard — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:17:00 EDT

[The ladies of both "Real Housewives of Orange County" and "Real Housewives of New York City" at Bravo's first annual A-List Awards (to be broadcast on June 12th) in New York last night; image via WENN]

Chaim_Gnadelstein's new line beats the original, "But Where Are The Nine?"

Smiles Directly Proportional to Movie Paychecks

Richard — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:52:00 EDT

[The "Sex and the City" ladies, including a very behatted Sarah Jessica Parker, at the London premiere of the new SATC Movie; image via WENN]

EasyEVG's new line beat out the original, Many Years Late, Four Drunks Stumble Up to the Prom.

Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled

Richard — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:36:00 EDT

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has revealed his inevitable-in-hindsight line of t-shirts and bags and shit. It's no surprise that he likes pink. Oh, and look! Edgy things like pistols and the words "Gossip Gangster" emblazoned on hoodies and t-shirts! Also, some sort of death kitten rainbow. Plus, of course, his name. Who doesn't want to tell the world, loud and proud, that they read Perez Hilton?? The line, to be sold at upscale Hot Topic stores across the nation, will surely be popular among angry anime girls and flood victims. Click after the jump for close-ups of some of the precious garments.

Dali's "Death Kitty Gossip Gun"

The Max has exploded.

"I'm sorry m'am, but you can't bring that on the plane." "Why, because of the gun?" "No, because it's ugly."

All photos from WENN

Flash Gordo.

Richard — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:37:00 EDT

[Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton at last night's White House Correspondents dinner in Washington D.C. (also in attendance were political masterminds the Jonas Brothers, Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, Jenny McCarthy, and former "American Idol" contestant Michael Johns). He was described as "His hair was a shade of brown. He was wearing a dinner jacket and black shirt. He looked like a kid at his first prom. 2008 Prom, that is" by NY Social Diary; image via WENN]

Bell County's new line beats the original, Eleanor Roosevelt Haunts the Washington Hilton.

"I Got It At Starbucks. Yeah, The Coffee Too."

Richard — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:26:00 EDT

[Blake Lively, who is on some sort of television show called "Gossiping Girls," arriving at the New York City, NY set yesterday; image comes to us by way of photo agency WENN]

What To Expect When You're Expecting The Apocalypse

Richard — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:00:00 EDT

[Style gay Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru and The Insider host Pat O'Brien filming a segment on Sunset Blvd yesterday; image via WENN]

"The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"

Richard — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:40:00 EDT

[Pretty pretty princess and Britney Spears apologist Chris Crocker in Lost Angeles yesterday. There are even worse pictures of this particular event than this one, if you can believe it. Image via WENN]

"Boyfriend! Boyfriend! Look at My Boyfriend! La La, La La. Look at My Boyfriend!"

Richard — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:21:00 EDT

[Former NSYNC'er and current homosexual Lance Bass leaving Foxtail restaurant last night with his new boyfriend; image via WENN]

The Bushnell Death Knell

Richard — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:46:00 EDT

[The "Sex and the City" ladies at a Point Foundation even in New York last night, where Cynthia Nixon was honored; image via WENN]

fileunder's new line beat the original, "If It Weren't For the Movie, You'd Already Be Dead..."

The Dark Crystal II: Fizgig's Revenge

Richard — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:57:00 EDT

[Ashley Olsen attends a wedding at a Los Angeles hotel over the weekend. She and her sister both wore masks while entering the hotel, to hide from paparazzi. Obviously, it failed. Image via WENN]

BalkNChain's new line beats the original, The Phantom Twin.

Creeeeeak.

Richard — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:41:00 EDT

[Danny, and Joey, and Donnie, and Whose-its, and Jonesy or whatever from New Kids on the Block announcing their reunion tour on the Today Show this morning; image via WENN]

Confused Old Lady Begins to Charleston

Richard — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:30:00 EDT

["American Idol" judge and cartoon duetist Paula Abdul out for lunch with a friend today; image via WENN]

Jason Preston Handles Break-Up With Aplomb

Richard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:47:00 EDT

[Jason Preston, Marc Jacobs' former paramour at a party in New York last night; image via WENN]

High Tops for High Tops

Richard — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:31:00 EDT

[Marc Jacobs, sexual revolutionary, in Los Angeles with his main (well, one of them) squeeze Austin A.; image via WENN]

Carol Gardens' new line beats the original, Marc Jacobs' Lifestyle Sexier In Theory.

"I Taper Down to a Single Point, You Know."

Richard — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:29:26 EDT

[Lindsay Lohan and friend leaving a Los Angeles nightclub last night; image via WENN]

BeGee's new line beats the original, "Someday I'll Be A Real Girl."

Washington Woman Reads Husband's Diary Aloud

Richard — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:42:12 EDT

[First Lady Laura Bush reading to children at the White House's annual Easter celebration on Sunday (the Jonas Brothers performed!!1!); image via WENN]

Perfect Metaphor for Creative Arc of The Real World Exists

Richard — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:08:45 EDT

[Eric Nies, from the original season of MTV's "The Real World" and host of "The Grind," at a party in Hollywood yesterday celebrating all 19 (!) seasons of the once pioneering, now dreadful reality show; image via WENN]

TheHonJudgeSmails' new line beats the original, Vagrant Trades Boxcar For Red Carpet.

These Are Going To Be The Weirdest Tan Lines Ever

Richard — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:40:32 EDT

[Isla Fisher filming Confessions of a Shopaholic in New York today; image via WENN]

Conbon's new line beats the original, Russian Superhero Lost in Manhattan.

Please God Tell Me Sarah Jessica Parker Actually Fell

Richard — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:42:06 EST

[Sarah Jessica Parker falls (??) while doing a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz yesterday; image via WENN]

Starlet Realizes She Actually Did Drink to Make Other People More Interesting

Richard — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:17:55 EST

[Actress Lindsay Lohan being celebrated as Paper magazine's 2008 cover girl in Los Angeles yesterday; image via WENN]

City_Dater's new line beats the original, The Bitchy Sunglasses Club Holds Their Annual Luncheon.