I know how excited you must have been when you heard Octomom was embarking on a pop music career, but I want you to lower your expectations a bit — her first single is a little less than inspiring.

Former Baywatch star Donna D'Errico got pretty banged up while on expedition to find Noah's Ark in Turkey.

Last week, Rashida Jones had the audacity to point out the obvious about John Travolta.

Getting caught cheating via paparazzi is all the rage: Kristen Stewart started the trend, and Anderson Cooper's boyfriend Ben Maisani is carrying it on.

Marilyn Manson shocked millions (rough estimate) when he walked through security with "FUCK YOU" written on his mouth and neck.

Apparently there are rumors that Vanilla Ice died in a car accident. They have "gone viral all around the world."

Even in death, Adam "MCA" Yauch is sticking it to the man: the late Beastie Boys member's will prohibits his image and music from being used in any advertising.

Conservative fundraisers the Koch brothers don't make an appearance in political satire The Campaign, but the "Motch brothers" do.

Former X-Files co-stars Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are definitely, totally, 100 percent shacking up and in a relationship.

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman really needs money — so much for that whole supporting herself thing. But hey, she's finding new ways to generate income: her latest endeavor is a for-pay dating site.

It's been a while since we talked about John Travolta and his (allegedly gay) penis, but wouldn't you know it — the actor's legal team is condemning another masseur's claim as false.

Good news, fans of The Who. If you happen to have your tickets to the band's canceled 1979 concert and you're still alive, you can finally get your money's worth.

OK, take this one with a grain of salt — it comes from a British tabloid, so a big grain — but the latest unverifiable rumor in the Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson saga is that RPattz wants to have a talk with Liberty Ross, the model wife of the man who had a fling with KStew.

If you've seen the Twilight movies — and my condolences — you know that confrontation between Edward and his romantic rival Jacob generally amounts to a lot of growling and snarls.

It's been, uh, hours since the announcement that Mariah Carey is joining American Idol, and TMZ is already digging up dirt on her last Idol appearance.

Judge her and her lifestyle choices all you want — Nadya Suleman has now earned enough money to get off welfare, according to TMZ.

Are you ready to meet your new American Idol judge?

Admit it: you felt a little bit of shame clicking the link.

While Sage Stallone's death has been reported as a drug overdose, we won't know for sure until the autopsy results come back. Meanwhile, Stallone's lawyer and friend George Braunstein says that his client was not suicidal, and that he does not have a history of drug abuse.

Yes, yes, the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce has been settled, but that doesn't mean new details won't continue to emerge.