Did you photoshop out the ciggie? I'm just conditioned to expect it in conjunction with the combo of leather jacket and "hipster sombrero". #hughjackman
Oh, no, having seen Andy Dick disport himself in public on occasion, that account of his private behavior seems, if anything, restrained. You haven't seen embarrassing until you've seen a shitfaced Mr. Dick try to rappel his way up the side of Patrick Warburton.
Whatever's going on with Mischa Barton, that lizardy producer bad-mouthing her deserves a hearty cockpunch, or razory gallstones. So she couldn't stand on the red carpet for your shit movie. Let the girl get it together, trashing her right now is just vile.
@Baroness: "Bingo Gubelmann told Usmagazine.com at the premiere. 'It's frustrating, but I'm not going to sit here and trash her because we're young as a company and we've got to live and learn. ... I don't want to be known as the producer that will turn on any actress at the drop of that hat.'"
Too late, assmunch. Also, Bingo Gubelmann? Bingo Gubelmann?
@Baroness: And I'm sure it was no news or surprise that the young woman had chemical issues. How about helping her between wrap and premiere? Or not hiring her and spending some of your dopey zillions and send her to rehab first? Too busy packing your own nose, pops?
Lucas Dick is also somewhat attractive. I cannot believe someone actually had sex with Andy Dick and then, shockingly, produced a cute and intelligent spawn.
@Trixie from Toronto: One of the few benefits of the pre-internet days in the early 90's when I was first overseas was total Andy Dick news blackout. Unless your mom sent you old copies of people. Now, of course, you can live in Achooistan and know what panties LiLo or Britbrit or Xtina or Mischa aren't wearing tonight. This is why I spend more and more time watching C-Span.
@Trixie from Toronto: I actually had to reread the words 'Andy Dick's son' because I was positive I misread them the first time. Is Lucas Andy's son like Blanket is Michael's?
@Foster Kamer: Is the "HGHHHHH" part of McBLAGHHHHHHHHHHHburpHGHHHHHH the sound you make because the stomach acid is burning the back of your throat after the burp and does it consist of taste/feel horror or just OMG I puked horror? Or both?
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Too late, assmunch. Also, Bingo Gubelmann? Bingo Gubelmann?
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