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The Ed Hardy Whale Penis Tragedy
New York, 11:19 PM
Tue Dec 8
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11/13/09
I'm thinking that if you must wear the Ed Hardy over a Sears-pauper, shine fabric button-down, then you've missed the entire essence of the Ed Hardy shirt. As ridiculous as it is, there is a code, or so the collection of jack-holes I've seen have confirmed. So this obvious infraction should incur some sort of fine perhaps smelling like a wet emu, developing a virulent strain of asshole wipe-hand, or causing spontaneous revulsion and collective dry heaving at the sight of you in your, "I'm a fad and a chump." shirt. #trendwatch
11/13/09
when I rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase. #trendwatch
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Without confirmation from Ed Hardy shirts, they'll only be able to identify assholes by their ornate jeans, overly precise facial hair, arms-only dance techniques, shoes with curled-up toes, rhinestones, braying donkey laughs, bandana headbands, extensive yellow gold jewelry, smirks...
Actually, never mind. The women of America will still be okay. #trendwatch
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