Blessed News, Friends: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is Procreating Again

Why is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 10 out of 10 balls, “so excited!” today, according to a The Rock insider? A baby. A little baby Rock. As prophesied in Us Weekly 9:17, there shall come forth a shoot from the stump of Dwayne, and a branch from his roots shall bear fruit.