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    Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators

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    Image of Whittaker Whittaker
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    Only Tucker Max could go to the University of Florida and find the girls that look like they go to the University of Chicago.
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    lolababy promoted this comment Whittaker was starred Whittaker was unstarred
    Image of lolababy lolababy
    08/28/09

    @Whittaker: Ug, there's no 'I hit my mouse at the wrong time and accidentally approved misogyny' button?
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    working at The Alligator in college killed any utility my journalism degree had to me long before the economy eventually did. thanks, guys!
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    Edited by johnny_carsick at 08/28/09 5:04 PM johnny_carsick was starred johnny_carsick was unstarred
    Image of semiserious semiserious
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    A Florida related post about slow news today?
    I was hoping to see a Pareene trademarked "The senate is a dumb, dumb thing" post about Crist appointing his BFF.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    "Probably because Tucker has irrefutable photographic evidence that he hooked up with Tim Tebow, right on the football field."

    Wait, so tucker hooked up with tim? Or tucker has evidence that the photographer hooked up with a guy named tim?
     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of Baroness Baroness
    08/28/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I has a confuse, also.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    He had sex on the goal line?
    Sheesh... It's Florida, who hasn't?
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    Image of teknowaffle teknowaffle
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    I don't get this really. I had never heard of this guy until a post here. He is just an internet douche, why does gawker care so much about him? Isn't this just feeding his ego more.
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    Nic Fit promoted this comment teknowaffle was starred teknowaffle was unstarred
    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    08/28/09

    @teknowaffle: Is this a required comment for every Gawker post about TM? Or is there some who-the-fuck-is-TM bot out there doing this?
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    Edited by Nic Fit at 08/28/09 4:31 PM Nic Fit was starred Nic Fit was unstarred
    Image of Fuzzy Dunlop Fuzzy Dunlop
    08/28/09

    @teknowaffle: He's very popular in circles that you don't run in (don't feel bad about that, honestly). He's much more than an internet celebrity -- his book has been atop the humor bestsellers list for years. And, like it or not (not, not, emphasize not), his crappy movie is going to make money. I'm not saying it's going to be a Hangover-size smash, but people thinking it's going to be a direct-to-DVD joke are going to be sorely disappointed.

    Whatever you think of Tucker Max, he knows his audience, and its larger than we wish to think.
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    smithhimself promoted this comment Edited by Fuzzy Dunlop at 08/28/09 4:31 PM Fuzzy Dunlop was starred Fuzzy Dunlop was unstarred
    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    08/28/09

    @Fuzzy Dunlop:

    Is this film going to make money? Interesting question. They are lying about the budget. They say 10 million. I say 8 -- max.

    Don't know the amount of theaters so I can't estimate marketing cost. Figure minimal for national -- so 5-8 million.

    I think a lot of people will see it -- on DVD. This is not an event film like Borat.

    See the theatrical release as simply a platform for DVD. They will release DVD very quickly after theatrical.

    So, yes. It will make money. Not a staggering amount. But a definite profit.
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    My god, this is a poorly written commentary...are they praising Tucker Max, AND slamming Hunter S. Thompson?? Christ, I can't tell.

    And if you're in college and you've never read Thompson or de Sade...well, "go Gators."
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    richardmarxhatesmyhair promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of richardmarxhatesmyhair richardmarxhatesmyhair
    08/28/09

    @valhalla_i_am_coming: promoting inmyheartz.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    WHY AREN"T COMMENTS ALLOWED ON HIS FLICKR???
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    08/28/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
    here's another comment from the alligator, which i think was a compliment?!:
    mk wrote on Aug 28, 2009 10:48 AM:
    " [gawker.com]

    Ashley Ross, the fine writers at Gawker would laugh you out of the universe.... "
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    08/27/09

    In reply to Barney Frank To Converse With Really Fabulous Dining Room Table
    Forget Jesus, Albert Einstein, and Elvis. These are the people I'd like to have dinner with.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    08/27/09

    In reply to Barney Frank To Converse With Really Fabulous Dining Room Table
    Dear Mr. St. James,

    Do you secretly loath Ms Slater, want to be her, or both?

    A Fanohers
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    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/27/09

    In reply to Barney Frank To Converse With Really Fabulous Dining Room Table
    Dear Representative Frank,

    I am in the process of decorating my new home. Do you know where I can find a dining room table that would be a real conversation piece?

    Thank you,
    Lymed
     Reply
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    Image of TimGunn TimGunn
    08/27/09

    In reply to Barney Frank To Converse With Really Fabulous Dining Room Table
    Did anyone else see Barney at the Ascension circuit party at fire island two weeks ago? He had his shirt off.
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    bytememehard promoted this comment TimGunn was starred TimGunn was unstarred
    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    08/27/09

    @TimGunn: Sad to say, it was a sight that singed my retinas and I haven't seen anything since.
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    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/27/09

    In reply to Barney Frank To Converse With Really Fabulous Dining Room Table
    I'm going to have to revert to my ethnic heritage and answer a question with a question: WTH? (wtf is too strident for this particular situation)
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    08/27/09

    In reply to Barney Frank To Converse With Really Fabulous Dining Room Table
    Damn, a missed opportunity. Under Got a Question, the caption should read "Send 'em in now for Brad, Lisa, or Bar-Bar."
     Reply
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