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dwtnguy
09/09/09

In reply to Ooooh! Now There Are Gay Sex Spoilers!
Liza Minelli?...(sigh)...Really?

Maybe the the minister will be a Judy Garland drag queen, and Stanford can walk down the isle to a club version of "Here Comes the Bride", and there will be a leather queen who makes jokes about having sex in the bathroom and prefaces every sentence with "Oh, honey..." while an old and fat Barbara Striesand impersonator with an inexplicably young and hot asian or latino boyfriend talk about how Carrie is "Fierce".
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contradicto
09/09/09

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What ruined the movie for me (even though I never expected to like it) was the coupling of Anthony and Stanford.

THEY HATED EACH OTHER! But because they're the only gays in the room they have to fall in lurrrve.
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Alexa Elizabeth Ann
09/09/09

@contradicto: Anthony and Stanford got together? Wow, I REALLY wasn't paying attention!
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contradicto
09/09/09

@Alexa Elizabeth Ann: It was during the New Year's Eve montage. That's when I threw my cosmo at the screen.
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lacieca01
09/09/09

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For one thing, the schedule may contain a decoy scene, something that is intended precisely to throw gossipers off the scent.

For another, a male guest at a black-tie wedding is supposed to wear black tie. So Anthony or Sanford or both could be a guest at someone else's wedding.

Or they may go through with the "campy gay wedding" gag, which the more elderly commenters here may recall was so wittily done back in 1995 on Roseanne.
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momo
09/09/09

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Minstrelmony.
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The Real JR
09/09/09

@momo: So in terms of Hollywood *types* there are the Magic Negros and Gayngels. Both are annoying.
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unclevanya
09/09/09

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Pairing off Stanford and Anthony was the most nonsensical part of the first movie. The two hated each other throughout the series. Stanford had a long-term relationship with hunky Broadway dancer Marcus -- they even had a house in the Hamptons together. Why couldn't they just leave Anthony single and promiscuous, like he's supposed to be, and let Stanford marry Marcus?

Yeah, I'm one of those fans. Save your pity!
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Offbalance
09/09/09

@unclevanya: Oh, I am too. And I loved it when Anthony yelled at Charlotte for trying to pair the two of them up, "Just because he's gay, and I'm gay?!" Please. Marcus just turned into vapor at some point, which infuriates me. He and Stanford had a good thing.

We can be those fans together. *hangs head*
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HPGrl04
09/09/09

@unclevanya: i was thinking that exact same thing... are they trying to prove a point, that when you get old enough, you eventually just settle for the "best/mediocre" thing that comes along?
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The Real JR
09/09/09

@Offbalance: lolYOU. hehehe *waves*
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PopCultureSavant
09/09/09

@unclevanya: That pissed me off too! I loved Stanford and Marcus' relationship. I think what upset me the most was that there was no explanation. They were together at the end of the show and then *poof!* all of a sudden Stanford is single?
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Better to Eat You With
09/09/09

@HPGrl04: I think they're just trying to have a gay wedding, in the same way every book and movie had to have a school shooting a few years back.
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Steverino Begins
09/09/09

@Offbalance: Totally. There are a lot of straight people (mostly my friends and family) who really needed to hear that "Just because he's gay, and I'm gay" line. Now the whole lesson has been thrown to hell and people will keep setting me up with their totally non-compatible gay friends.

I bet Mario Cantone completely agrees.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
09/09/09

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" perhaps a Miley Cyrus citing [sick]"

These are the bright pudenda I was prophesying for you.
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CountFosco
09/09/09

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What's Miley being cited for? Is it statutory rape? Sexting?
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PaisleyPajamas
09/08/09

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This plotline, along with the rank ones from SATC-TM Part Uno must be Cattrall's punishment from the producers, et.al., for holding out on the salary negotiations.

She still looks as young/younger than her costars--especially nekkid.
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BabyJewn
09/08/09

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What's "icky" is when idiotic guys write about SATC. Seriously--THAT is what I'm sick to shit of.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
09/08/09

@BabyJewn: But it's still okay for idiotic women to write about it though, right?
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Lucia Toledo
09/08/09

In reply to Cattrall's Predictably Icky Sex "Spoilers"
Hmmm. Juicy older women. I still don't know what to make of them, even if I know what's so great about them (and seem to be turning into one...).
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City_Dater
09/08/09

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This lameass, dated materialism fest is getting ANOTHER feature film, and the thing that's "icky" is a (no doubt minor) rare realistic plot point?
Oh, honey. Wait for the inevitable overlong Moping-About-A-Man-Montages and Shopping-to-Uptempo-Music-Sequences before you decide menopause is the enemy here.
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LatestBy
09/08/09

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If the Smith actor wasn't available, she could always hook up with that blond boy thing from TMZ.
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MrInBetween
09/08/09

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Why can't the writers combine the audience's need to see boy toys and Samantha's inevitable menopause? Some pixie boy-actor could PLAY Samantha's "change," sort of like SATC's version of Kazoo from The Flintstones.
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MattGaymon
09/08/09

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'Sex Change and the City'? Now that would be fabulous.
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Swifter
09/08/09

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Old cougars never die, they just fade away.
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fuzzymuffins
09/08/09

@Swifter:

or take the bus to 'cougar town'
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