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CNBC Sacrifices Donny Deutsch So That Others May Live
New York, 2:47 PM
Fri Dec 11
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Donny Deutsch: For you Jeff, I've got five.
JZ: Well I've got 500 cuts to make, and I wanted you to be the first to go.
DD: Ok, but why do you want me to be the first to know?
JZ: No you dolt, I said the first to GO. As in 'get the fuck out of here'.
DD: Oh, I get it. You have all the Big Ideas you need.
JZ: Actually, I don't have any big ideas at all. I'm Jeff Zucker, remember? I don't need any big ideas. I've got a big dick instead, and that's 100% better.
DD: So what am I supposed to do?
JZ: Don't you have an agency to run or something?
DD: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
JZ: See? There you go. Now get the fuck out of here. And don't steal any spoons on the way out, okay?
DD: I hate you.
JZ: I know, join the club, punk.
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In these dark, soon to get darker days, it lights a little candle of redemptive delight deep within.
As often as possible, when there is nothing else that can be said, or for no reason at all, Gawker should throw it up like a proud salute to the kind of untethered justice that somehow, someway, seeps through small cracks like a signal of hope to good souls stuck in decaying balconies.
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You're ever so brawny,
but your ratings are scrawny.
It's time to be goney,
so don't get all fawny,
or look to down and drawny,
go make some spawny.
Sincerely,
Connie
12/05/08
Dear Donny,
Your skin may be tawny
But you ain't earnin' us mawney
Go jump in the river best knows as Swanee.
Your pal,
Ronny
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Gawker was overdue for its every-week-and-a-half makeover.
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