Oh, I think you're all being too hard on her. Who among us who wrote for their college newspaper DID NOT make an outfit from laminated newspaper to drum up business at the student activities fair?
Yeah, I didn't either, but the cute girls on the newspaper staff did.
So instead of shredding all his potentially incriminating documents, Rove is gonna have this dipstick actually wear the papers out everyday and destroy them at home? Brilliant!
Her pain-in-the-ass, tiresome little shop's in Middleburg, VA (horse country, so she blends right in) and for some reason when you go in there she wants you to speak directly into the corsage on her lapel.
I don't think that the country did well in spite of or because of the blowjob, I think that Bill just said, "Let me take care of the country, give them peace and prosperity, so I can get a piece and they'll leave me alone..."
The repug witchhunt, tripped by Linda Tripp, was a disgusting display of trying to remove a sitting president for "high crimes and misdemeanors" when what he did is not only nothing of the sort, but a thimble compared to the ocean of criminal behavior that was to follow in the next administration.
@Streeter: Now that's a great little game: "Which guy could emulate me?" I'd have to go with Christian Slater ( pointy nose, sarcastic twinkle) And you?
My first Linda Tripp contradiction was the obvious one-
"No. Believe it or not, Linda Tripp is a genetic female."
The immediate impression many get upon seeing Linda Tripp of 'truly clueless female impersonator' is nearly as quickly followed by doubt that reveals a deeply sexist thought-
"Could a transvestite or purely vocational female impersonator possibly perpetrate the crimes of fashion of a Linda Tripp?" Without it being deliberate or camp?
Seriously, is Linda Tripp genuine or did someone take a machete to the bangs of Cousin Itt?
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Yeah, I didn't either, but the cute girls on the newspaper staff did.
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"...evil Republican vizier..."
Vizier: best word ever. I'm trying to remember what childhood thing it's from. Aladdin?
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Now I know what to do with my plunger.
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Stop it! My cheeks hurt. No really, stop.
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And I suppose it is, in a way.
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The repug witchhunt, tripped by Linda Tripp, was a disgusting display of trying to remove a sitting president for "high crimes and misdemeanors" when what he did is not only nothing of the sort, but a thimble compared to the ocean of criminal behavior that was to follow in the next administration.
11/14/08
linda tripp: betrayed the confidences of the confused friend she was secretly taping while urging on
bush: lied about war, killed untold thousands, destroyed the economy
11/13/08
OMG he was a perfect Linda Trippppppppp...
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"No. Believe it or not, Linda Tripp is a genetic female."
The immediate impression many get upon seeing Linda Tripp of 'truly clueless female impersonator' is nearly as quickly followed by doubt that reveals a deeply sexist thought-
"Could a transvestite or purely vocational female impersonator possibly perpetrate the crimes of fashion of a Linda Tripp?" Without it being deliberate or camp?
Seriously, is Linda Tripp genuine or did someone take a machete to the bangs of Cousin Itt?