They're Twitter buddies even!

The girl who wrapped herself seductively in newspaper and took other sexy photos for her now-defunct website SimplySheena.com (her new site SheenaTahilramani.com is "coming soon"!), has the fancy title of chief of staff for Karl Rove & Company, which according to a Google search and Nexis' archives involved, most recently in November, serving as his spokeswoman. Plus he's one of the four people she's following on her Twitter page. She also seems to have a chummy relationship with a certain Kyle Rove and Sean Louis Rove, though their relationship to Karl is unclear. Nephews perhaps?

So from journalismy Julia Allison to buddy-buddy mouthpiece for the evil Richelieu of the Bush Empire. Here's lookin' at you, Sheena.

Quoth Tripp,

"That said, I believe President-elect Obama possesses an instantly recognizable purity of soul that, coupled with his brilliance, and, of course, his eloquence, brought quite unimaginable and long-awaited magic to the country, transforming red and blue states, quite literally, into ‘The Color Purple."

That is all one sentence, folks.

I'm avoiding that show with a ten foot pole. I have given Nick's show press in the past, and they inevitably failed miserably. So for his sake, I ain't gonna jinx it.

But why should we worry about all that? Check out Episode One, below. If BWC lasts even one-sixth as long Douglas's last venture, Goggleburn, Episode Two comes out next week.

Axe Mouth Spray from Nick Douglas on Vimeo.

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Geahan has rebranded the Accompanied Library as the Accompanied Literary Society. This possibly makes sense as the Library part of the Library does not maintain books or catalogue anything. All mention of the Accompanied Library has been banished and the website is gone.

During Art Basel, she hosted a dinner at the Raleigh for a book called The Worth of Art (2), an Assouline-published monograph of the commercial excesses of the art world. The party was sponsored by Swarovski! Ha!

But that wasn't her only recent event. During a recent fundraiser with Paul Haggis, the Accompanied Literary Society auctioned off lunch with drunken boxer and writer Jonathan Ames for $5,000 (less a 15% "administrative fee") and other exciting prizes such as WIGS and BOTOX!

Not sure if anyone cares, but i saw Corey Haim standing outside the Trump hotel (Columbus Circle) yesterday at around 1pm (in the rain). He had a shirt that said LUCAS in huge letters (under a 1992 black motorcycle jacket) , which is why I noticed him...lookin' rough!!! busted skin, weird frosty hair, and methy skin. I think he was desperately searching the faces of passersby in hopes of recognition, which was pretty sad...I guess should have asked him for an autograph just to make him feel better..or tossed him some pcp...

Candace Bushnell judged a dog show in my town, Washington, CT, last weekend. She looked very old, sort of like a mummy with a wig. The show was raising money for cancer, so it was nice of her, but:

• she was talking about a stringed bass at one point and pronouncing it like the fish
  
• when one dog was brought up, she said, "Oh, just like that dog on Sex and the City... you know which one I mean, the Sex and the City dog." This was not the only time she mentioned Sex and the City.

Her much younger husband wore a pink popped lacoste with high, high seersucker pants and seemed gay. The show was held at a pavilion next to the elementary school, and had "quirky" judging categories like sex appeal, etc.