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    The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine

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    Image of Ubangi Ubangi
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    So what is the air in the city of New York laced with?
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    @Ubangi: gawker commenters.
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    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    They fired Sheila and hire Cajun Boy? WTF?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/15/09

    @Sir Thomas More: Wait, what? Sheila left months ago...how do you connect these dots together. And besides, I adore Sheila, so I sort of resent this.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    Does this remind anyone else of the lyrics to that old song (the NO-NO Song)?


    A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,

    She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)

    Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,

    She said it was the finest in the land.


    And i said,

    "no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,

    I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

    No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,

    And then it makes it hard to find the door."


    The Spanish are so LUCKY.

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    Image of cheap_sunglasses cheap_sunglasses
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    This reminds me of that time that I was in Spain and breathed some of the air and it didn't taste like normal air but I think it must have been a Serrano ham which is delicious accompanied by a nice rioja and by the way did I tell you that I've had a very interesting life let me tell you all about it!!!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/14/09

    @cheap_sunglasses:


    That comment knocks me out.

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    But the girl who came back to the country a year later had transformed into a damn aardvark for cocaine! Now it's all beginning to make sense!


    Please tell me her name was Lorraine.

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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/15/09

    @son of spam: No! But her name starts with an "L."
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    All we get here is Malathion run-off, smog and Jesus dust. :-(
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    cajun, who did you have to fuck to get this?
    cuz i'll fuck em too.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/14/09

    @ellagood: yeah but you'll just fuck anybody.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    @the cajun boy: i wouldn't fuck you.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/14/09

    @ellagood: @ellagood: maybe you two could mud wrestle for charity or something.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/14/09

    @the cajun boy: @ellagood: you two, I meant.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/14/09

    @ellagood: Oh screw you...if you'd have met me you'd have totally fucked me. At lunch. Like, you wouldn't have even waited for me to feed you a real fucking dinner with wine.
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    Image of Disco-Johnson Disco-Johnson
    05/14/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Wait. Who's fucking who? I can't keep track anymore. It used to be so easy before they fired people.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    @the cajun boy: you invited me to dinner! hahahah
    bjs in the bathroom
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/15/09

    @Disco-Johnson: oh, fuck it, let's mud wrestle.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    Does this mean that the air in Spain has a higher cocaine content than the actual coke in Britain?


    [gawker.com]

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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    05/15/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Yes, this is why all the Brit ex-pats who bought time-shares out there and are now poor and have to slink back home are SAD.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    This is pretty accurate. In the airport at Barcelona, I saw someone open a laptop and a cloud of white dust billowed out. OK, so it was my laptop, but whatever.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    ps - cajun boy is writing now?? i love it!
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/14/09

    @ellagood: Yes! Where the fuck have you been homie?!?!?! I've been looking for you all fucking week! Go back and read all my posts from the week and give me a grade.


    [gawker.com]


    Now, make it nice and bitchy and HOOOT. You know, like the Ellagood I know and love.

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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    @the cajun boy: thanks for the link to gawker.com. i didn't know where to fucking look, dumbass.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/14/09

    @ellagood: That was a link to all of MY posts, COCKWHORE!
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    @the cajun boy: no, it wasn't dumbass.
    i've gone through a few. enjoyable - i didn't realize you were gay though...
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/14/09

    @ellagood: SSSSHHHH!
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    Image of sparklyharempants sparklyharempants
    05/15/09

    @the cajun boy: You wouldn't know me from a hole in the ground, but I've been enjoying your posts since before I even started commenting on the site. Your addition to the Gawker team pleasantly surprised me as I've seen them linking to your blog often enough that I thought they may as well start paying you...


    Anyway, all that to say congrats.

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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/15/09

    @sparklylegwarmers: Aww, thanks. Very nice of you to say that.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    05/14/09

    In reply to The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
    aye kilo mio!
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