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The Air in Spain is Laced With Cocaine
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A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
The Spanish are so LUCKY.
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That comment knocks me out.
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Please tell me her name was Lorraine.
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cuz i'll fuck em too.
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bjs in the bathroom
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[gawker.com]
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[gawker.com]
Now, make it nice and bitchy and HOOOT. You know, like the Ellagood I know and love.
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i've gone through a few. enjoyable - i didn't realize you were gay though...
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Anyway, all that to say congrats.
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