What holiday season is complete without a can of whipped cream in the fridge? Sure, homemade is better, but there's nothing quite like the joy of sneaking a midnight mouthful of aerosol's finest.
A Kentucky man was arrested after having an all-night solo party inside a closed supermarket, where he heroically went through 57 cans of whipped cream. He was found inside the ceiling on Monday, and surveillance video revealed his feast of steak, shrimp and beer before the nitrous oxide called.
Guess what? Adults being silly on TV! Meredith Viera was invited onto the fourth hour of Today, becoming quickly indoctrinated to the everything-goes culture by acting inebriated on alcoholic whipped cream before even trying some.
Who are the real victims of our government's Puritan frenzy to ban Four Loko for good? College kids—who the ban is supposed to help—and hardworking small businesspersons. Paging the Republican Congress! Your wedge issue is here!
