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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    11/04/09

    In reply to The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
    I've been waiting for years for someone to make use of that shower in Big Chill analogy. It served its purpose well here, I'd say. Those Fackelmayers were up to no good at Lilypond and they should pay. Good thing Roxy gave them a talking to in between shooting scenes on Brothers & Sisters. #thecity
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/04/09

    In reply to The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
    Brian, you never, ever disappoint us. #thecity
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    10/28/09

    In reply to The City: Right Said Freddie
    Brian, please tell me your incident didn't involve a hot glue gun, shoulder pads, a Greek soldier's helmet and your hair, like mine did. #thecity
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    10/21/09

    In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
    Superb and clevah recap, Mr. Moylan!

    So which of these brothers would we rather fuck, is the question? Mrs. Robinson here requests the rosy-cheeked lifeguard bathed and brought to her. The older one seems a bit El Smarmo. Whom I'd still fuck, then have thrown out.

    Arc of sympathy! Now it's Olivia who seems the doe-eyed orphan, adrift in a sea of fashion sharks, tormented by an aging 27 year old harridan named Erin, who clearly just hates the pretty, pretty girls! Olivia has to fend for herself at that party, foraging and scavenging for nuts and berries of "Hello!"s and "How do you do?"s. She avoided Erin's toxic advice to ask everyone, "Whatever happened to Nina Garcia?". #thecity
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    10/21/09

    In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
    Tautology Rooftop -- I do not want to go to there. This recap, however...Brava. #thecity
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    Image of ArmCandy ArmCandy
    10/21/09

    In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
    Also not invited to the party? Erin Rockstarsdaughter, who was written off the show with exactly no explanation. Aren't "reality" shows supposed to be more revealing than sitcoms? #thecity
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/21/09

    @ArmCandy: They could've at least given Bangs a nice death scene, since we don't believe anything we see anyhow. #thecity
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    10/14/09

    In reply to The City: Stop Being So Sketchy
    I don't care if she has horrible breath, I'd totally make out with Kelly Cutrone.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/14/09

    In reply to The City: Stop Being So Sketchy
    Wait, did I call tech-support? Is this an outsourced recap? And no one named Bob even thanked me for calling Cablevision (via Sri Lanka) or asked me to take a survey.

    Where do I say I'm not paying the bill because my cable was out for .9 seconds on the 16th of July, 2002?
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    10/14/09

    In reply to The City: Stop Being So Sketchy
    I was reading this, but instead of these words in my head I heard 'anyone lived in a pretty how town'.
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    Image of Penscribe Penscribe
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
    Tilda Swinton's stance on Polanski has affected my opinion of her.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/13/09

    @Penscribe: I know. I am pissed at all those fuckers and retain my right to do so until....well, whenever.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
    Jesus, that photo is terrifying. She looks like she has shanks hiding inside of that bizarre jacket, and she's waiting. Just waiting.
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
    Tilda cares about not building golf courses, and reserving the right to rape 13 year olds. Such diverse commitments!
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    Image of shehatesme shehatesme
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
    Ever since I saw Tilda Swinton in The Island or whatever that terrible movie was called, I have no doubt she can play crazy when she wants to.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    10/13/09

    @shehatesme: The Beach. And yeah.
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    Image of shehatesme shehatesme
    10/13/09

    @sarrible: Thank you!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
    Maybe she meant that she REALLY WAS A POWER RANGER. This trainer thing is just her secret identity. That is SO TOTALLY cool. Now I wonder which color Ranger she was/is?
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/13/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): You could always dress up like a giant robot and attack something. Maybe you could get her number?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/13/09

    @raincoaster: Now THAT'S a good idea. I'm really more of a winter--I hope that her Power Ranger color is a complimentary one..
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    10/13/09

    In reply to Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
    Part of me wishes Trump would go ahead and call Swinton a terrorist, since that's what he means, and maybe the ad absurdem would help people understand how sick and dangerous it is to toss that term around as carelessly as we have post-Bushie.

    But then part of me worries it would work.
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